If you were a...

6 a.m.

If you were a pasta, what kind would you be?

Lasagna.

If you were a well-known poem, which one would you be?

I'd say...Footprints

If you were a T-shirt with any message, what would that message be?

Censored

If you were an eraser, what would be the first thing you would do?

erase the letter 'c' from the alphabet, it's redundant

if you just won the lottery, what do you do first

Pack carelessly and take a road trip.

If you were a dictionary, where would you be?

always close at hand

if you were a pizza what toppings would you have

Fresh

If you were a grill and being used, would your top be normally open or closed?

closed

if you were a shape shifter, what would your other shape be

Ethereal

If you were a book, what would the blurb say?

AMAZING

if you were a bird what kind of nest

Empty

If you were lightning, where would you strike?

Rush Limbaugh

if you were a runaway train where would go

Wherever I wanted

If you were a Cosmo issue, what would you be proudest of?

(shudder) Not a d***ed thing

If you wrote an autobiography what be the title

Brooklyn to the Bible Belt...and Stops in Between

Yours

confessions of a nobody (it would be a very boring read, with many typos)

if you were casting who would play you in the movie version

Somebody who knew how to remove mold lines.

If you were riding a bike, what would you be holding onto?

handlebars perhaps

If you were a bike, what would be your best feature?

The person riding me, of course.

If you were a movie star, what roles would you seek?

:thumbsup:

superhero

you?

Ones in which I was quietly intimidating....and balding, I guess.

If you were a farmer, what seed would you sow?

saffron, very expensive, I wish I could grow it myself

If a was written about you, what song would you like it to be?

"Just the Way You Are"

If you were a cartoon, what cartoon would you want to be?

The Jetsons

If you were a soda pop, which one would you not be?

OK.. First; What cartoon? Wonder Woman

What soda would I not be? Tab (remember that)

If your life were a movie, what genre would it be?

Documentary :D

If you were an alarm clock, where would you be located?

On the side of the room opposite of the bed so that the person has to get up to turn it off, hence serving my purpose of getting a person up. :p smart logic

If you were a mouse, would you choose to live in the fields or in a house?

fields

If You were an alien visiting Earth for the first time, what would you want to see/do first.

I would probably want to see a human first...but then I'd probably be misunderstood and they think I come to take over, and I failed earth language, so I wouldn't be able to say "we come in peace"....heehee

If you were a human who got stuck with cat ears, would you try to hide them, or try to make them the latest trend?

Hide them until surgery

If you were a cat what color would you be?

Black. I just love the color and the sleek look of a black cat. :D

If you were a cell phone, what company would you be?

Nokia. I would love a Finnish origin! :)

If you were a teacher, what subject would you teach?

Math (that's what I teach :) )

If you were an islander, which island would you be from?

The one no one knows about, so I could have some quietness....


If you were a plank of wood, what structure would you want to be used in?

A dog kennel for my King Charles Kavalier... I love when she sleeps on my lap :)

If you were piece of paper, what would be written on your?

A poem...

If you were back on LitNet, what would you be doing?

Writing poetry. :(

If you were a pillow who would rest their head on you?

Anastasia [:-)]

If you were curious, would you ask?

Depends on what I was curious about...

If you were a famous landmark in any country, which would you be?