When the batteries run out.
Why are oranges called "oranges" but lemons aren't "yellows" and limes aren't "greens"
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When the batteries run out.
Why are oranges called "oranges" but lemons aren't "yellows" and limes aren't "greens"
because the name "carrots" was taken.
why does my brown wall look purple?
Because you're slowly going colour-blind, sorry.
Why do we sneeze?
because we have nose.
why tears fall down on our cheeks when we are happy and sad?
because there are little elves living in us that can't see any difference between happy and sad, and they're in charge of pumping out the tears!
Why do people have different hair colours?
When you write a story it is the only way you can make the difference between the story characters. In this way you write - the black haired guy smacked the blond haired one, and so on and so forth. If they were all with the same hair colour there would be no literature.
Why do people hang pictures on their walls?
To be displayed and to remind them of their memories.
Why do we feel physical pain?
Cos it's fun to watch other people get hurt.
Why won't my camera work?
Your camera's not feeling well.
Why do people relish eating raw fish in sushi?!
So they can attract penguins with their breath.
do colours exist in the dark ?
no, no they don't.
what is a balloon?
A noollab in reverse.
are we nearly there yet?
Not nearly.
How do you ask a stupid question?
check the book 'How To Ask a Stupid Question For Dummies'
do ignorant people know they're ignorant?
no, because they are ignorant.
What is the taste of the sweet candy?
I don't know, I am on a diet.
Why this world likes slim and not plump people?
Because the slim people are jealous of plump people!
Why are there only 24 hours in a day?
cause back then they could only count to 24
way is there air.?
For airing.
Which number is the Number One number?
The Number 3, because one has three letters.
Why do we eat?
So we can learn to get up, Master Wayne.
Why am I still awake?
Because your eyes wants to keep blinking.
Why do we want to keep learning?
Because we never learn.
Where does the time go?
It gets sucked up when we use vacuum cleaners.
Why can't we divide by zero?
well you can ze-ro.. see?
do you liek asking stupid questions an gettign stupid answers?
Yes, because it costs nothing and makes me laugh loudly.
Do you think that smell of a book has any influence upon its reader?
Who nose!
what is your favourite organ?
The heart?
Are you an organ doner?
Yes!!! I love the smell of new books! (Sorry just had to put that in there!)Quote:
Originally Posted by mmaria
And yes I am an organ donor, well according to my drivers licence anyway.
What makes things slippery?
The slipperyness of them
how do you know the time??
i looked at the clock!
what time is it?
Time to stop worrying about the time.
What is the meaning of pi?
to eat it.
whats the most stupidest question you have been ever asked an never gave an answer to because you couldnt find one?
That one
How does your garden grow?
Very slowly.
Where does the sun sleep at night?
Does sleeps not, it does all the time.
Who is your stupid questions adviser?
Position is still open.
Are you interested?
;)
No!!! Pepsi Cola is better than Coca - Cola
Why is this your day?
Because everyday is my day.
Why do we have tea?
to make our salads taste better
how long can you make lunch last?