...again appear this way, as in this dream!"
Wake up, sleepy guts! The rain...
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...again appear this way, as in this dream!"
Wake up, sleepy guts! The rain...
has ended and the streets are flooded.
In order to reach the top shelf....
I need to get off the ceiling
when the going gets....
going, the tough gets tough
When there is no sense....
of chhaos order becomes blurred
whenever the parade starts up....
I am never there.
Whenever there is light
ther is a tunnle
the two exsist at once if
the two don't exist at all
an illusion
is often misundertood truth.
Many a time has the
sun risen though man did not think it could.
Could it possibly
be that man is immaterial?
Sugar I want the
telephone.
Where is the
beanbag?
pickles should....
do not require a pressure cooker to can.
Tennis balls are
useless if wet
wonders never
disappear entirely.
Mr. Forum commented
on mrs forums behaviour.
poetry is
a poetic piece of writing.
This is ridiculous and
...so is the idea that peas could have evolved to fit into polythene bags with pictures of peas on the front - that goes against logic - there must be intelligent design - there must be a marketing department!
Fot the triumph of evil, it is only necessary that good men ...
become distracted and evil men seize opportunity!
A man can call the tail of a sheep a leg if he wants but that will not...
:lol: I must say, I grt more laughs per post from Xamonas than anyone else. Not even close.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xamonas Chegwe
...make cheese.
Shoe laces don't need to be tied, they are just there for....
....when I run out of fingers.
When the tornado comes, I'll......
Run.
When the hurricane comes, I'll
...wave. Then I'll run.
When Armageddon comes, I'll...
welcome him to my apartment.
when the apocalypse arrives, I'll
...laugh laugh and laugh.
The last time I tried to sleep on a park bench....
...the pigeons thought I was a statue.
Toilet paper...
...is something we spend good money on, just to flush it away.
But then, Food....
is something we like to consume whole without any consideration of it's feelings.
When they fix...
my broken lightsaber I'll be ready to practice my master's lessons for today :lol:
Now, if the Jedis would just...
... leave the things as they were before, things would be better.
First you were busy, then out to lunch, then away, what is that you want and ...
...you better tell me now or there will be hell to pay.
The way of the Sith is...
Dark! oohhh too dark, would someone lend me a flashlight?
The Jedis should be...
...on their guard for the coming of shadows.
The Force is...
not as totally good or as totally evil as all its followers may think of it.
the dark side of the force is...
a mirror of the light side, what one does effects the other.
Balance of the force...
depends not only on one side but on all its members.
Fear of the dark force creates...
a powerbase that can never stand, true power comes from within.
Such is the power of the force that...
it can cause a person his grave destruction.
the only way to understand Siths is...
walk the path of the dark side.
The time for the sith...