How many ...?

All of them... I am very padantic about my teeth.

How many do you have?

All.

How many colors in a rainbow?

Hey is that a trick question - I think 7

How many days until Easter?

Erm... I don't even know what month Easter is in this year. I'll guess around 70 days.

How many years until Armageddon?

1.9 years, if we're lucky

how many hours before midnight

Midnight where?

How many apples are in a seed?

that depends on the seed

how many houseplants have you killed?

Just a couple, but if they are in an office, are they really considered 'house' plants?

How many inches are in your height?

a few more inches than the last houseplant I killed

(I think houseplants are still houseplants in an office)

how many trees have you climbed

Many many many (you might have asked how many I fell out of...)

How many hearts have you broken?

not that many I hope :p

how many trees have you fell out of

After hitting my head a number of times...I can't remember...

How many frogs have you kissed?

those that turned into a prince?...none

how many glass slippers have you found and returned

Glass slippers don't seem that comfortable...

How many doorknobs are in your house?

do I count just one side of the door or both? Eight; sixteen if counting both sides

How many glasses of liquid did you have today