Death in the Mosh pit!
PrinceMyshkin madly mushed and mangled while moshing! Madness, I say...such madness! :bawling:
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Death in the Mosh pit!
PrinceMyshkin madly mushed and mangled while moshing! Madness, I say...such madness! :bawling:
Seussophile Goes Down!
Reaching, screeching for a rhyme,
she totally forgot to eat,
no green eggs, no ham,
no vita-mins
and so, I'm rather sad to say
this Seussophile passed away.....
Mourning
The burial bier passed so slowly by,
The corpse so thin, so grey and pale—
It brought a tear e’en to my hardened eye,
And I asked to hear the bitter tale.
“What lay him low, is sad, my friend—
The Black Death. Have ye never heard?
It drops black feathers by your bed,
As it sings to your soul a cold death dirge.
Ye see what it left of this poor lad,
Faith, sir, there is little enow to bury.
But if only an arm were all we had—
We must get him underground in a hurry!”
I turned to go and thought of worms and squibs:
Man tramples them underfoot, then they dine on his…
Pendragon
© 6/20/07
Time Out!
Foul!
Where's the referee when you need him or her?
This Pendragon is surely WAY out of line! The rule calls for him to choose an appropriate way to kill the poster who preceded him. Not only has he not done that, it isn't clear that he personally has brought about the death of anyone.
Unless - Oh, my God - is he the Black Death???
i was merely going about my business officer, and my business is to kill whoever i am hired to kill. prince myshkin has been battling king arthur for a while now, and king arthur hired me, little does he know, the nobles of prince myshkin's kingdom have paid me large amounts of money to assassinate king arthur. also, the prince disobeyed his own rule and didn't dispose of king arthur himself. how did the prince die? well, i engaged my wrist blade and stabbed him in the neck and severed his juggular, i have yet to think how i'm going to terminate king arthur.
you have been warned king arthur
The Silence At Dawn
X the Assassin was not as clever as he seemed,
For in carrying out his latest assignment he was caught.
He counted on King Arthur to protect his little scheme,
But the King had a Wizard, and knew of his double plot.
So X listens from the dungeon as the guards approach the door,
A trickle of fine moisture rolls down his narrow face.
In his mind there is not a single doubt as to what they are there for—
It’s pink now in the Eastern sky and X goes to his fate.
Thirteen steps up to where the rope and hangman stands,
With the priest for his last earthly rite of confession.
The hangman adjusts the rope and hoods X’s head,
The leaver, the plunge, the snap, end of transgression.
But if ever a ghost had reason to haunt the living:
Perhaps King Arthur should have some misgivings…
Pendragon
© 6/21/07
This is a story as old as the hills [and as long...], and yet the demise of the Pendragon king is part our native living history. It is a story of magic and majesty. One that is steeped in the celtic legends that are the pardigm of our national legacy. Nonetheless, this story that you are about to hear, is not one of common knowledge... it is obscure in origin and known only to those who have been initiated into the ways of the Druids...
Our goodly king, Pendragon had secured his love and queen, Ingraid, through the unseemly corridors of magic. Merlin, the wizard whom most associate with the Court of King Arthur, was in fact the 'cupid' who struck Ingraid's heart with the lurve arrow. This was a deal struck by our goodly Pendragon and the said wizard, as oh, yes dear reader, the king was going to hand over his first born to Merlin if he should deliver the goods, i.e. his beloved, Ingraid. Merlin, always one to trump a challenge did so no problemo and Pendragon and Ingraid made their vows and as time will tell, a male child named Arthur was born.
Arthur, oh yes, that Arthur... [Roundtable, Guinivere, Lancelot... and let's not forget Camelot :D ]. On the birth of his son, Pendragon decided that he could not ever give him to the wizard who had served him so well. "Sorry, Merlin, old chum. Can't seem to hand over the babe...". Well, said Merlin, after only a moments hesitation, there's a particular set of standing stones in Ireland that I've always fancied. "Really"? said the king. "No problem, we can dig them up and bring them over here. Where would you like them?"
Merlin pursed his lips...."Hmm". he said. "I've had this dream about a place where the Druids danced at the Solstices and ate their magic mushrooms. Other activities too; but y'know live and let live".
The stones of Mount Killarus were dismantled and brough to the Salisbury Plain. Standing proudly by as the stones were erected in the form of Stonehenge, Pendragon placed his solid hand on one of the stones and gave it a mighty slap. "Well, Merlin. What do you think? Good enou...." Oh, no the stone, dislodged by the king's powerful slap and no doubt a leyline or two began to loom in an ominous way over our good king's head. Bracing himself against the stone, Pendragon shouted "Come on Merlin, do your wizard stuff..." Merlin stepped back as the fallen stone [as it lies to this day] laid its enormous weight upon the king's body. Pendragon's body was crushed into the soil, never to be seen again. But all who came to know of this legendary king and his ending, saw it as fitting. A legend crushed by some mythical masonary. RIP, Pendragon.
The Death of a Mermaid...
Poor mermaid Haven.....caught by a fishing boat. I hear tell mermaids taste "just like chicken".
And when the kat in the hat began to speak to the masses
citing from her sacred tome
she caught her footing on the edge of a great divide
and plummeted into the abyss
as deep as the wisdom of her sayings
splat
apples of gold dreamt of having the midas touch,
her wish conceived to breakfast she set again.
Bit into an apple
....you know the end.
Bakiryu was performing in an alternate universe one evening
Quite a cool performance it was
When suddenly from out of reality
a crazed fan slipped through the virtual membrane
and mortally molested the 1st of the 65 personalities
Needless to say the others were rather disorganized
and canceled their membership to youtube
It was a rather comic ending
The other fans are still watching
Apples of Gold was found under a tree, hit on the head by a falling apple. Sir Isaac Newton to investigate.
Papayahed was found washed up on a deserted island, at least her head was. Someone had painted a smiley-face on the papaya, and stuck feathers in a sort of headband made from an old sock for hair. It was reported by the brave souls aboard The Dastardly, who discovered the grisley find, that during the night they had heard splashing and a man howling: "Wilson! I'm sorry Wilson! Wiison!" But they all thought Auld Arrow, Ghost of The Dastardly was up to his old tricks. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/wilson.gif
HEADLINE
Pendragon dead! His two alter egos, Moby Dave and Friar Pentucken, had a royal falling out with each other! Moby Dave poisoned Friar Pentuck, and then was stricken by remorse by killing his old friend!
thankfully, however, Moby's lindworm cousin had an antidote....
The Elven Royalty Andya was an extremely adventurous Royal.. She would wander unescorted.. And that fatelful day came that she has gone too far and poor Andya ended up to be the Ent's dinner :(