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Do you really HAVE to say "like" every third word???? What on earth does "It was so, like, wow!" supposed to mean? And if you were "like walking down the road", was it like walking, such as hopping, crawling, rolling, using a pogo stick, or do you mean it was like a road, such as a path, alleyway, track, six-lane highway? SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!
This thread is so cool:banana::banana:
:rant: Look, since I own my house and get a pension that's more than you make in a month; why do I have to prove myself by holding down a steady job? Aren't I still providing for my family if the money comes from a pension...
Oh, and I see no reason why I have to go to your stupid monthly office meetings to see the same 3 people get awarded with little cardboard hearts and hear, yet, another new rule the new administration made....Have you guys ever heard of email...:cuss:
Once again, friday afternoon and I'm stuck here waiting on YOU. Why do you always have spills at the end of the day? and why is it taking so long to unload?
Dear string of bad luck that has been attaching itself to my dad,
You break the poor guy's legs, now he can't play hockey ever again. His second wife leaves him. The taps keep breaking. His house has been broken into five times in the last ten years. His friends die. His parents are sick. The annual charity hockey tournament that he organized ten years ago in memory of our friends has been overrun by stupid out-of-town partiers that could give a **** less, and has been shut down because of the fights. Now his truck that he needs for work is broken, and it will cost five thousand dollars to fix. Please leave my dad alone.
Sincerely, Robin.
Tell your dad things should start getting better; string has moved onto me:sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
I almost called you today; I felt guilty about our...I don't know, what is it we do, those 2 hour conversations where you keep changing the conversation so that you always think you sound right...
Your mother invited me over to her party...again, yeah, she invited me to July 4th too; the party she told you to leave Miss Drama queen home from...
I looked up codependent relationships today; yes, I have more than half of the signs. I'd be alot better if you'd just stop calling me; if I could forget about you, if I stopped seeing your family...I did alot better until you called again...Just leave me alone a**-h*** and let me live
Haha, I was hoping that maybe it might disperse so that the rest of humanity could take the brunt, it's a bit much for one person to handle.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
To my brother: Back away from it, stupid! Don't stand there taking pictures of the ****ing thing! Remember the rules: "woah bear, woah bear, woah bear," no bloody tourism and DON'T run! Everybody knows this ****!
Hey kid! Yeah you! Quite crying like a little baby and go do your ****ing job! Excuse me? Sweeping the porch is too hard for you so you have to cry? Well let me tell you something; we're all working our asses off all day while you sit and watch TV. Quite pissin' and moanin' and grow up. You're ten years old, not four, and you're ****ing crying over the fact that we're forcing you to get up off your ***. A little work never hurt nobody. Jesus kid, what's so painful about sweeping a broom around? Is it really hard-labour? Are we abusing you with too much work? Maybe we should take you to some countries in which some kids like you have to do some actual work and maybe you'll think twice next time you break-down because you had to do a little job.
You said it Mike, and oh, by the way...stop picking your noses while your driving:puke:...yes I can see you and just to let you know, there is no point in driving faster than me when you are behind meQuote:
Originally Posted by mikemaster70
I concur...well saidQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Oh, by the way, I play video games and I don't want to hang out with you narcissists a**wipes either...Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielBenoit
Services will be held for Junipers Brother at the local wild life resort; since we could not separate the bear, we cannot move him:cryin:Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
In case you haven't got it by now; going to a nice family get together does not include your 2 year old climbing on me with filled diapers, your 5 year old screaming in my ear, your 13 and 14 year old fighting over the video game and your 22 year old making snide remarks about my lack of godliness...Your purple dining room makes me feel claustrophobic when their are 8 people around it and you only serve enough food for 4...
Why don't we meet sometime after all of your kids have left home
Lol, well it has less to do with video games than whether or not the person themselves are *******s are not. And my case, this one person clearly is an *******.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Why don't I ever get to meet people like that? It'd be a real larf.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
God, you people are cross, aren't you? Are you sure you're really up to the challenge of sharing the planet with other human beings?
I can only speak for myself but, wow you sure must know a lot about our lives and the contexts of our posts to say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkBastable
Hey Mark, let them be, I am enjoying this. I haven't stopped laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkBastable
Dear lady who lives in my house,
The man whom you call "boyfriend" is awful. He constantly burps, farts, and doesn't close the door when he uses the bathroom. Can you please tell him to have some manners in this household as he is a 50+ year old man and should know what not to do when he comes into someone else's home. Can you also please stop arguing about every ridiculous thing that comes to mind. I understand arguments happen during a relationship, but this is just ridiculous. Every single night at every single hour, really? He doesn't even say your his girlfriend! If a man is ashamed or refuses to acknowledge his care and compassion for you, like you are doing by giving him the title "boyfriend," then please get rid of him. I don't want to see his skanky face around here because he causes more trouble. All you want to keep him around for is money and so he can fix anything you can't, except for this relationship, and to **** him. On top of that, can you please restrain yourselves from groping and making out with each other in my presence. I don't need to be seeing that, especially from the woman who's vagina I've come from. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by Maryd.
To each their own, roight? :]