If you were a...

Many Acts, Crime Fiction and Intelligent thinking!

If you were a biscuit, who do you to eat you?

Cookie Monster.

If you were nail polish, what colour would you be?

Oh, scarlet,much like my sins....
If you were a car, which would you be?

The ones that are always breaking down... Hahahaha

If you were one of the five senses, which one would you be?

I would be the sense of touch...just imagine all the textures that you would find.

If you were the sense of touch aboard a frigate of the age of the sail, what would be the texture that you would explore first?

Tough one... I wouldn't have a clue... Maybe droplets of water on deck.

If you weren a mouse, which celebrities home would you enter?

NONE...they never eat at home...LOL, but seriously, I would probably start at Martha Stewart's...

If you were back on that ship, what would you be smelling right now? (challenge your imagination)

I am assuming we are at sea, so I shall say the smell of the ocean... It has a sense of freedom to it. Sorry darl, not one for ships. But love the ocean.

May I say the same question for this one?

such a mixture of scents, the salty ocean air stirring the odors of blood and sweat that is ingrained into the crevices of the oak decking, the powdery sulfur smell wafting from the depths of the cannons, the smell of sawdust from the stern of the ship as the carpenter makes repairs, and paint from the bow...the smell from the ropes as they stretch the billowy sails, and the succulent beef from the galley..........oh, sea life!!!

If you were the cook, what would you make to go with the beef?

Firstly I must say Bien that was very poetic... Add to it and you have yourself a beautiful poem.

Ok. Well I am not a chef, so I wouldn't really know, but I would like to say that a lovely Greek rice, steamed broccoli and mash pototo would go lovely with beef.

And if I were the Captain, I'd say..."Blastit, all we have is the rice from the Spanish schooner that we just commandeered, and the few potatoes that we fished out of the sea when we sunk the Irish transport vessel. You'll have to make do, Cooky!!"

If you were a poem, what kind of paper would you be written on?

(You're a character, Bien)

I would be written on soft pink paper, unlined, giving me plenty of freedom. Sprinkled with lightly scented perfume and enclosed in a pink envelope tied up with a soft, light pink satin ribbon.

If you were an animal, which one would you be?

An elephant (such a wonderfully majestic and powerful creatures)...not like a lion or tiger searching for prey, but a calm intelligent beast...

If you were a song, what would you be about, your tempo, and rhythm?

I would be about fun, it would be latin music with a fast pace. Because I would like to move people.

If you were a criminal, which type of criminal would you be... ie; burgular, murderer etc...

burglar...having stolen merely a loaf of bread

If you were searching for an entry level position, what kind of payment would you expect?

Depends on my career and location but I pulled these averages from salary.com:

Deli Counter Clerk - $26,000/yr

Business Data Analyst I - $55,727/yr

Integration Engineer I - $66,515/yr


http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/l...rief_ms01.html


If you were a tea cup what kind of tea would you hold?

Madura

If you were a movie character, who would you be?

Maria Von Trap from Sound of Music.

If you were a famous movie star who would you be?

Fred Astaire (but looking for a Ginger Rogers!)

If you weren't you, who would you like to be?

A saint... So I could spread, good love.

If you were a building, which one would you be?

Point Lynas Lighthouse, Anglesey. Sturdy, strong, but a bit tatty round the edges

If you were in the Job market, what would you most like to be (except writer!!!)

(You just had to toss that line in)

A receptionist... I love to greet people, to make them feel welcome.

If you were an animal which one would you be?

King Charles Cavalier, without a doubt (and I knew you will be a writer!!)

If you were a building, as you mentioned, which you want to be?

The house of a special person in my life, this way I could watch them eat, walk, talk, work, watch TV and sleep. It would be a dream.

If you were a electronic device, what would you be?

Anything that communicates well, I think. Although I prefer communicating face to face.

May I throw the same question back at you?

Yes, fine.

An old electronic typewriter. I like the sound of the clanging of the keys and the vibration noise it made when no typing was being done. Ah, memories.

If you were an object in your home, what would you be?

An armchair. Pretty comfortable, a bit battered, but moulded to fit the individual.

You were a kitchen utensil, which one?

My favourite pot... Because it is the one that cooks my favourite sauce in it. I would love to be filled with that sauce.

If you were an insect, which one would you be?

Oh, a bee, without doubt. Tell 'em about the Hunny Mummy!!!

If you were a confection, which would you be?

Fairy floss or cotton candy... Or whatever it is called where you are from. It melts in the mouth and is soft. Mmmmmm.
If you were a motorvehicle, what would you like to be?

An AEC Routemaster, the archtypal London bus. Reliable, keeps going for years, never goes out of fashion, comfortable, economical...........

(We call it candy floss)

If you were a tune, which one would you like to be?

Jesus Loves You (simple, common, little kids love it, and I wouldn't be forgotten :]



If you were a type of computer which would you be?

An Apple IIc -- Basic, man. . .totally basic.

If you were a sort of malady, which would you be?

Hemorrhoid (what else?)

If you were a Lighthouse, what pattern of flash would you be sending (for all of them send a different pattern you know)...

Hemorrhoid (what else?)

If you were a Lighthouse, what pattern of flash would you be sending (for all of them send a different pattern you know)...

I'd be a flash every 10 seconds, alternating colors between green and white

If you were a pair of pants what kind and style would you be?

Loose cut denim

If you were an old fort, who would be trying to lay siege upon you?

Hannibal at the gates!

If you were an ancient ship, who would you like to be your captain?

Sir Francis Drake

If you were a movie who would you want to write your script?

Seinfeld.

If you were an hour during the day, what time would you be?