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I was just thinking... I cant very well say nice to meet you or see you in the introductions section can I
so should it be nice to read you?? :D
I miss her...it's lonely.Quote:
Originally Posted by amuse
:lol: I love Peanuts! Ironically, one of my nursing instructors, when giving a lecture on psychiatry, has the exact display of Peppermint Patty behind her desk, featuring "Psychiatric Help 5¢."Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
A night out with the girls is better than a bottle of Prozac.
random thought of the day:
Wild boys never lose it
Wild boys never chose this way
Wild boys never close your eyes
Wild boys always shine
I'm not losing my luster...ever.
I could not agree more. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by ihrocks
As a (hopefully) future nurse, I cannot place more emphasis on maintaining a healthy atmosphere, learning productive coping mechanisms for stress, and, overall, eating healthy over the overwhelmingly in-demand need of psychiatric medication (not, however, doubting those who really need it, of course).
RT: I'll never see any side of heaven, I walk for miles through a blazing hell,
It doesn't matter what you think I'm supposed to be because I myself know all to well...I am the master of my destiny, I am the king of all I see.
if you're psychic... sure, why not :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
summer season is fast approaching =)
ooooo....*Homer drool*
It's young Master Bong-Bong! :)
Good luck with dance tonight!
Here's Nana to teach you a few of his moves:
:banana:
There's no luck for me on the dance floor, but I know a few(used "few" loosely) who will be dancing with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by ihrocks
Flashback to 8th-grade graduation dance...me in my shiny danskin wraparound disco skirt...middle of the dance floor thinking I'm looking cool....glance down..."wraparound" has come undone and my skirt is slowly making it's way to the floor...enough adolscent embarrassment to last me until I graduated college!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bongitybongbong
Ouch, that must have sucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by ihrocks
I hope you have fun, Bong!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bongitybongbong
ihrocks spoke very wisely in recommending the dancing banana to show you a few moves - :banana:
Another good instructor I happened to know:
http://www.scs.sk.ca/fam/B7-8/E%207-8/Breakdancing.gif
For those who doesn't like being single! ;)
from http://msnuk.match.com/matchscene/ar...id=4167&lid=94Quote:
Annoying Things That Couples Say
By Michele Bender
Know how coupled-up folks just looove to make "helpful" remarks to single folk, like "You're just too picky"? Here's how to respond to their most irritating comments.
Sooner or later, it happens to all of us who are free agents. You're hanging out with members of the paired-up set, and you end up on the receiving end of a possibly well-intentioned but most definitely annoying comment about your single status. Sure, you can just seethe in silence. But if you'd like to reply, we're happy to help: Here, some comebacks, courtesy of top relationship experts...and one comedian.
Annoying couple comment #1: "So, how's the single life? Been on any wild and crazy dates lately?"
Shut-them up answer: "Why are you wondering? Looking for a vicarious thrill through me?"
—Dr. Lillian Glass, psychologist and author of Toxic People
Annoying couple comment #2: "There are so many great single people out there—maybe you're being too picky."
Shut-them up answer: "Yeah, you're right. It's just I have these things called standards."
—Matt Iseman, comedian
Annoying couple comment #3: "You can't expect to meet anyone if you aren't getting yourself out there! Have you gone to singles' events? Tried tennis? Talked to a matchmaker or something?"
Shut-them up answer: "You're absolutely right. But it's difficult because I'm shy/busy/fill in the blank, so if you know some single men/women, introduce me!"
—Dr. Lillian Glass
Annoying couple comment #4: "You're so lucky you're single—so much freedom, independence, etc..."
Shut-them up answer: "You're right. We give up a lot when we get married."
—Laurie Puhn, lawyer and author of Instant Persuasion: How to Change Your Words to Change Your Life
Annoying couple comment #5: "You don't need to worry—you're a guy. Men get better-looking when they're older and can have kids at 70."
Shut-them up answer: "Good point. My wife might not even be born yet."
—Matt Iseman
Annoying couple comment #6: "You dog, you! Tell me about your latest exploits."
Shut-them up answer: "Oh, but I can't. They're all X-rated." (Add a smug smile for maximum effect.)
—Gilda Carle, Ph.D., relationship expert and author of Don't Bet on the Prince! How to Have the Man You Want by Betting on Yourself
Annoying couple comment #7: "It's hard being alone during the holidays, isn't it?"
Shut-them up answer: "Yeah, but I save a fortune on presents."
—Matt Iseman
Annoying couple comment #8: "You know, you should've stuck with ___ ( insert name of an ex)."
Shut-them up answer: "I'm not the kind to settle, thanks. I'm waiting for my perfect match, like you did." (Yes, flattery works!)
—Dr. Lillian Glass
Annoying couple comment #9: "Ever get lonely?"
Shut-them up answer: "Yeah, but then I think about being with the same person forever, and the feeling goes away."
—Matt Iseman
Annoying couple comment #10: "It sure must be hard out there as a single person these days, huh?"
Shut-them up answer: "Not. It's actually pretty wonderful—very freeing and empowering."
-Dr. Gilda Carle
:lol: :banana: I love getting packages in the post :D :nod:
I'm very happy that there are many new members saying hello in the Introductions area of the General Chat forums. :D
Rites are dangerous things to do.
We, for instance, did a rite (ok, had a witch to do it to us) on the celtic-viking larp to see the future, but, alas, the future was dark and we went blind and started hearing voices.
We (blind)
Don't need to worry any more...the king (or pimp whichever you prefer) is back!Danced with 15 of the other sex, and most are the top in popularity and they weren't bad on eyes. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by mono
Move over Michael Flatley...Master Bong-Bong is the Pimp Daddy of the Dance! :D
Oh yeah! *poses like this....*
http://www5f.biglobe.ne.jp/~galmania...dy_orton03.jpg
Or like this? :lol:
http://www.massmoca.org/performing_a..._fever_big.jpg
that was such a wierd movie I saw it o the plane and didnt understand the ending :(
yeah it's a pretty weird movie
my random thought today was...
...I want to be a man. I've decided a long time ago that in my next life I want to be male... for 2 reasons: one...you can imagine :D, the second is because I costantly wonder about how men feel friendship....I mean friendship between men. But today i was feeling that I was bored of being a woman, and reason like a woman, and not knowing how it really is to be a man and have male friends, and not being good at driving ;) and at technical stuff, and doing things in a more free way because in some cases men are allowed to... Maybe it means that really there is no equality... or more probably it's just my newest paranoia....
Guys really do most things in ease...we feel that if we try we've done good. Male friends usually just hang out, borrow cd's and other things, at times wrestle just for the censored of it, and the guys talk about X-rated stufff...alot. Unless it's for the future (report that will make or break graduating in turn breaking a making it much harder to fend for yourself and future family), it's more relaxed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Koa
I dont think I'd want to be a man!!
There is still enough inequalty in my favour in certin countries of the world.
My thought of theday
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havent decided yet!!
Random thought for today - why did my ancestors go so far up north? It´s summer here - the sunniest place in Sweden today has 60,8 degrees F, the coldest 39,2 F.
In southern climates people go to the beach, the men wear little clothing, the sun shines.... Why , oh why did some people in the dawn of time decide to go as far up north as they could, and then stay there?
Ive decided whta my random thought is.............
Best wishes etc ( sorry dont belive in Luck) to people doing exams today!!!
Dearest Koa,Quote:
Originally Posted by Koa
If you would like to know how it feels like to be a man, you don't need to go the whole nine yards and change your gender... Simply try doing these:
bored of reasoning like a woman >>>>> stop reasoning all together because you know that you have to be right... you are a man after all!
not knowing how it is to have male friends >>>>> grab a beer, grunt, cough, nod, smirk, snicker and make 'uhm, yeah...' sounds while chatting with your friends (scatching unbecoming body parts every 5 mins is good too)
not being good at driving >>>>> stop asking for directions (claim you know a short cut or trying to avoid traffic jams if you get lost), ignore traffic rules whenever you can, shout at people who go at speed limit for not going faster and keep changing lanes in the hope that it might take you wherever you are going 2 minutes quicker.
not being good at technical stuff >>>>> glare at instructions/manuals for 3 minutes and then throw them aside because you know it better (you are a man, remember?) and then spend the next 2 days to assemble a bookshelf (even though the manual claims it should not take more than 45 minutes. What do they know, anyway? Schmucks!)
doing things freely >>>>> disregard the expectations of others from you and assume that you are the centre of the universe and people are simply there to make life easier for you (this would also include social expectations such as showering regularly and being clean over all etc). Also, keep reminding yourself that your needs/wishes are more important than others' so watch that programme on TV rather than calling your friends! They have to understand! You are, after all, a man!
Ohhh, this looks like it's gonna be interesting, coke and popcorn comes to mind...
to stay on the safer side... it works for the stereotypical male
I muchly agree with all what Scher said.
And Koa, as you grow into an older man remember to:
treat your car better than you treat your children.
set up rifts between your mother and your wife and then proclaim "I'm not taking sides."
listen intently to whatever rerun is playing on TV Land while tuning out your wife and children.
Shout at the sporting event playing on TV as if the players can really hear you but make your wife ask you everything three times before you answer.
Remember, life isn't about what's best for your family -- it's all about you! You do what you want and then let your wife clean up the mess.
Never apologize! You're the man!
Wow! That was therapeutic!