becuase we dont have six...
oh, why am i laughing alone?
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becuase we dont have six...
oh, why am i laughing alone?
Because loneliness is funny.
Why do people laugh when they hear a joke?
Because jokes are funny.
Am I going to play this game alone?
No because you've got multiple personalities:p...
Where is my dream date?
At the narcolepsy clinic. (SP)
Why is fire hot?
In the Stone Age when fire was discovered, people gethered to decide what would they use the new discovery for. It was winter, the snow was all over the place, and one of them said: «Let this new discovery be used to warm us.» The others agreed, and that was why the fire became hot.
How can a stupid question become intelligent?
When someone misunderstands it and turns it into another question :p
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
The bottle won't last forever you know...
Why give a condemned man a last meal, death being what it is?
Because he is not dead yet, and life is what it is.
Why does rain fall from the sky, but clouds don't?
because the clouds are hanging from strings in the sky :p
Why do people yawn?
Because the little gnome that house in your teeth need the time to get out and explore the world (without getting crushed between your lips), or get back in :p
Why is grass green?
because someone went out and spilt a bottle of green dye :p
Why is the sky blue?
Because all the strings that hold up the clouds are red.
Why can't we look directly into the sun(light)?
it's not, it's orange.
why is the sky orange?
Because of your orange sunglasses.
Do I like this game?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sapphire
Because we are too shy.
What is 'shy' ?
A fancy, erudite word for chicken ****?
Why do I always get thirsty after eating Great Value macaroni and cheese?
Because you like to swim from inside.
How do we know that fish are voiceless?
because they never scream back when we yell at them.
why do we write on paper?
because we get in trouble for writing on the walls
Why do we put off necessity for frivolity?
Because if we would turn those priorities around, we would never get to the frivolity.
What makes a song more hummy?
Hummmmmm. . . . .when you can't understand the lyrics.
Is "posting on litnet" a good answer to the question, "why have you still not changed the baby's diaper like you said you would 10 minutes ago?"?
absolutely
Why is "I" the most commonly spoken word in the English language?
because "stupid" was already taken.
How come shoes always come in pairs?
they get lonely
what the hell is the chicken doing near the road in the first place?
looking for eggcitement.
what does history teach us?
Things we never learn.
Is it possible to slingshot around the sun and travel through time? I saw it on Star Trek, it must be true.
star trek never lies NEVER - INVERT THE POLARITY OF THE SHIELDS
what's the difference between magenta and pink?
Magenta has an elitist ancestry while pink originated in the face of the working classes.
Do animals across cultures make the same animal sounds?
no animals are more civilized then humans they have a one language for their use and no need to segregate themselves into different types of beings because of geographical differences.
why has there been no progress into space since man landed on the moon other then the space station which isn't complete and already has problems?
When they got to the Moon it was SOOO BOOORING so they gave up and invented playstation instead.
Why do socks disappear in the wash?
Because underpants give washing machines indigestion
does alcohol make people seem more attractive?
Yes, if you drank alcohol which is in eau de cologne.
If you were an extraterrestrial coming to Earth, where would you go first?
Home.
Who decided that bright blue is an acceptable colour for standard pen ink?
the Association of Depressed Whigs
Can burping lead terminal illness?
I hope not b/c I burp CONSTANTLY--it's not even funny.
How does cellulite form?
It forms when you say "I don't believe in fairies"
Where does they word 'Shampoo' come from?
From extraterrestrials.
Where is extraterrestrials' home?
somewhere unearthly
when will time stop