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Anything is possible if one uses imagination. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nikhar
As Nikhar's charred hide abandons the Hill, Galzraa takes the Hill.
He picks up a charred, half melted crown and places it on his head.
Fire and brimstone are my kind of decorations:brow:
I may reside in the Hill, but the Hill is Pendragon's!
Bookie, after a long journey around the world, returns to LitNet to find a bunch of squatters living on her hill. Using newfound ninja knowledge (picked up somewhere in Asia), Bookie kung-fus the heck out of kingoflombards. As a final act of revenge, Bookie gives King the biggest superwedgie of his life and drop kicks him from the Hill.
Ah, home sweet home at last.
Nikhar stops by the hill and is presently surprised to find a lady.
'Flirt time!' he thinks. :brow:
'Hey gorgeous!'
While Nikhar is flirting, I kick everyone out.
MY hill!!
Bienvenu's Hill.
Galzraa comes back to the Hill for a joint alliance with Bienvenu, as protection from his older sister (Bookie). He offers a tasty peace offering of nacho chips, salsa, and limes.
Bienvenu's Hill.
Bienvenu's Hill
Opens hill to all who would play nicely together.
The Hill is now The United Member's of LitNet
(Constitution being drafted)
http://smiles.kolobok.us/user/crigon_02.gif
The emoticon says it all! :p
My goons march up the hill and crush all who do not recognize Papaya as the Queen of the hill.
Papaya's Hill
Your hill?
Satan smiles and papaya retreats back waving to him. :reddevil:
My hill! :devil:
I lure Satan to an icecream, rainbow and puppy-dog shop with a shiny object.
My hill! :crazy:
The Dragon takes time from his nap to open the dimensional portal and gaze upon the worthless piece of real estate that is called simply "The Hill". He laughs to himself about the easy time he would have taking it over, as no human can harm an immortal Dragon Lord. Deciding it isn't worth his time, he merely sets it afire. It's still Heathcliff's hill but perhaps he or she should stock up on marshmallows... :mad5:
I set up my army of marshmellows and I'm reclaiming my title as king of the hill!
Heathcliff's marshmallows liquefy before the heat of my dragon flames. Having nothing else on my agenda, the Dragon claims the hill and begins renovations for a castle with a hidden dimensional portal which will send the unwary to Limbo. My hill, and face the fires if you don't believe it!
Pendragons Hill....
I, being a boyscout, set Pendragon's fire on fire and tied the flume of the dimensional portal into a series of complex knots.
I just earned my King-of-the-Hill merit badge!:lol:
MY HILL:D
Galzraa's Hill
My super duper jumbo burp blows Galzraa away!
My Hill!
The stench kills everyone on the hill, except me. It is, now, ofcourse, MY HILL! Mwahahahahha :banana:
My...my...my HILL!!
I employ the use of a shovel to dig up bits of the hill and move it to another location where I put it back together again. After about one hundred years of shovelling...
MY HILL!
I build a time machine and travel back to those good old times when I was the king.
Nikhar's hill (but, obviously, not for long)!
I inform Nikhar that Waterstone's is giving away free Agatha Christie books during the next hour only. He runs to join the queue without his hat or shoes and I restore the hill to its ideal existence:
Scheherazade's Hill!
Scher's Hill
After finding out that it was just a hoax, I get infuriated, not because you've taken my hill but coz you lied about Christie!
Seeking revenge, I bribe people to not vote for 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay'. Scher runs to the anti-corruption office.
I reign the hill again. :)
Nikhar's Hill.
I walk up to Nikhar and he, seeing my expression, recognizes a new king of the Hill.
My Hill
kingoflombards's hill
I mention that there is no reason to think that it is his hill, since I believe that it is I, Billl, who stands at the highest point. The King disagrees, but to no avail. My belief persists. I have no evidence to the contrary.
Tiring of my presence, the King offers to prove his preeminence by affording me a moment at the top of the hill, so that I might appreciate the superior view.
And I am made King.
Bored, the Dragon looks through the dimensional portal and frowns at billl's hill. He stretches out a claw and carves a rune of power into the rock. The Dragon doen't want bill's hill, but the rune will keep billl from being happy there (or anyone else for that matter!)
Billl sulks on his hill
Not for long!
Unaffected by the rune (having never learned to read Rune-ish), I nevertheless decide to continue on with my hike and leave the hill vacant, (accidentally kicking the rock inscribed by Pendragon along the way, sending it tumbling into a crevice).
The hill is vacant.
And yet the rune of power holds, for had billl been happy on the hill, he would not so readily left it vacant. The Dragon wonders if building a statue there would be of worth.
meanwhile the hill remains vacant
And I climb easily onto it. Odd... Awfully quiet up here on my own.
Could we not share the hill?
Heathcliff's hill.
No, we sure can NOT share MY hill. Now that I've found MY hill again, I'm not letting go. *puts up walls and digs moats and prepares for a frightful fight*
You're not taking MY hill without a fight, whoever's foolhardy enough to try!
MY hill! *puts foot down and glares*
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Originally Posted by Jay
Foolish! Foolish! Foolish act!
Before stamping your foot down so hard, you should always make sure that there is no 'Nik's Super Duper Mumbo Jumbo' glue on the surface.
My Hill! As Jay tries to lift his foot, currently bound to earth by my super glue... in vain!
Nikhar's hill.
Ok, so I don't get to lift my foot but you're still not getting my hill, Nikhar! I don't need to lift my feet to be able to fight you off and defend my hill.
Still my hill *gloats* :p
Jay's hill......
Not anymore. Galzraa snipes Jay with enough tranquilizer to knock out an elephant and slices the top of the Hill with his long, white, shiny sword. As Jay, and the top half inch of the Hill fall down, I take the Hill.
MAH HILL YE IDEOTS!!!! (<-bad Scottish accent :D)
King's hill.
After the tranquilizer wore off, I gots very mad and angry and all kinds of grrrr, catching up with King, stealing all bits of my hill, bring them back home, glue them together and continue to glare evilly at everything that breathes... or moves... or just is...
My hill!
Jay's hill....
I call animal control on Jay and he is immediately locked up and thrown in the pound.
My Hill. (No Scottish accent:()
King's hill.
After I eat the animal control person (thanks for dinner, btw ;) ), I retake
MY hill!
Seriously, there's nothing better than playing KOTH at 4 am, especially when one's supposed to get up for work in an hour, seriously, priceless ;)
Jay's Hill
ITSA TRAP( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4 ) the animal control workers were laced with cocaine and LSD. OD time :D.
My Hill
King's hill.
Woah, trippy. As an OD zombie I think the only thing I can do is share the love so *bites King* and while King's busy transforming, I reclaim
MY hill!
see ya thieves in a couple of hours ;)
And did you use my glue to fix the hill? If yes, you have to pay for it mister :incazzato:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay
20 dollars would be sufficient! ;)
uhm... still my hill? :p
nope, I used my glue, mine's better. Mine's got teeth and claws and spikes and fangs and an attitude. Just like me :coolgleamA:
I ain't payin' you nothin', Nik, ya opportunistic entrepreneur :hat: ;)
Jay's hill?
I paly my Olivia Newton John cd's at full volume until all inhabitants run screaming from the hill.
Papaya's Hill
What do you mean, Jay's hill? Of course it is! So, correction, Jay's hill! :p
Papaya's hill.
Too tired to put up much of a fight but en garde, Papaya! Ha, too late, already ran ya through with my trusty sword, sorry (am so not :p)
My hill (as it should be :p)
I collect an army of goons and you run away screaming at the sight.
MY HILL!