...slowly being consumed by his crazy anger, and it's revealing a face that he does not want to be seen.
I was late for my group study, but...
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...slowly being consumed by his crazy anger, and it's revealing a face that he does not want to be seen.
I was late for my group study, but...
... so my group decided to study me instead.
Not in my wildest dreams did I...
...think to see an Arsenal fan, except on TV.
"We're after the same rainbow's end...
and I found it, but the leprechauns scared me off before I could collect my share of the loot.
The best way to make gorillas mad is to...
...tie his blonde lover up and take her away from the island. :)
There are trees in my city, but they...
...have no ears and can't fly like the one's in yours.
Purple is better than red because...
red is a colour that is not as close to blue as purple is to orange guinea pigs.
The dance of the drooling fool is...
...easy to learn, fun for all the family and breaks the ice at parties. Wear a bib though!
Smiling through adversity is like ...
...going window-shopping during an economic crisis.
The best way to face adversity is...
to look her in the eye and tell her she's not getting any tonight.
When the zeppelin landed......
...every body realised that they had been brought back through time to the 1930's
The day I leave this place will be...
The day that I can't remember I have amnesia.
With a smile...
...and a gun one can get more than with just a smile ( stolen from Al :D )
The only solution to an empty heart is...
..to fill it up with some strong booze and a broad
When giving all the...
I'll say yes to the booze dude
... freshly baked cookies to the sick neighbour, offer her husband some first to avoid misunderstandings.
I must fight the...
urge to start babbling on about all the wonders of the incredibly microscopic.
All fired up, ready to...
...beat the hell out of the vending machine that ate all my change.
I'm going out to get completely....
...wet; it's raining cats and dogs.
One, two, three....
...four, somebody please shut the door
Five, six, seven...
...eight, and please too shut the gate.
nine, ten, eleven...
eight, jaja this is cool!!!
twinkle, twinkle little star…
...how I wonder where you are! (can't ruin this cute little line trying to be original)
How did I fall...
maybe I shouldn't go down the stairs with my eyes shut!!:lol:
Clicked or....
..did I? Must lock the door before going to sleep.
"My huckleberry friend, ..."
...Watch out for the squirrel
A number is...
something that doesn't have an end it keeps on going keeps on going....
don't worry......
...about prejudice, for she is alreadt worried about you.
It was the coldest April...
but the warmest lirpa... :lol:
It's such an exciting week...
... that I am going nuts!
Years pass and the wheel of time rolls by, bringing ...
good times and bad, that's the way it is!
If the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot were ever proven real...
we could splice them together and make a mutant like no other.
If Mother Teresa and Gandhi made out it would be...
Something to jump on for all the tabloids in the world
When nomads stop...
mendacity begins.
Wraiths travel where...
... there are other ghosts.
All the struggles, the pains we go through our life are part of ...
...it, no more and no less.
It's so windy out I can almost....
imagine my nasty neighbour loosing his grib on the signpost he is holding on to.
That nasty hotel...
over there is where you want me to stay? :D
Oh my God, I am not.......
seeing what I think I'm seeing? Did you change your face again?
This plastic surgery is...
... among the cheapest going. I don't know how they manage it. What are you talking about? I've always had whiskers!
I have decided to give up ...
...trying to check if the light inside my fridge is working. :p
"Look at me, I will never...