DARIEN
They look very much like you.
CARTER
We know.
O'NEILL
Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about what's happened here.
[Clone O'Neill steps out from the undergrowth.]
CLONE O'NEILL
Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.
O'NEILL
Hey. What the hell do you think you're doing?
CLONE O'NEILL
Same thing you do. Only better.
O'NEILL
What does that mean?
CLONE O'NEILL
Better? It means bet-ter, stronger, faster.
O'NEILL
You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force.
CLONE O'NEILL
No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job.
O'NEILL
What job?
CLONE O'NEILL
Explore the universe. Fight the Goa'uld.
O'NEILL
Oh what, like now?
CLONE O'NEILL
Hey! You made this mess.
O'NEILL
What we did was help these people.
CLONE O'NEILL
Oh come on, I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed.
O'NEILL
That's not the point.
CLONE O'NEILL
And like I'm going to spend my eternity on that lame *** planet? Sheesh.
O'NEILL
You gave me your word.
CLONE O'NEILL
Oh is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear. Besides, what were you going to do? Destroy me?
O'NEILL
I might have.
CLONE O'NEILL
All right come on, bring it on flyboy. Let's go. Come on.
O'NEILL
Oh, you little!
[O'Neill and Clone O'Neill start to fight.]
CARTER
Sirs. As much as I'd like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?
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