A Clock!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A Clock!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to test if bus drivers stop for a red traffic light that is green. Since the chicken was colour blind, it got run over during the test.
Why did the panda run away to china?
he desperately wanted to try some of that real Dim Sum!
What is clear and sits at the side of the road?
glass bear bottles?
what eats like a pig but doesn't gain any wait?
me.. I'm built like a rake, and can't gain weigh to save my life!
is the glass half full or half empty?
they both apply.
is dark green "greener" than light green?
hmm.. ever heard of snot green? or goblin green? (both question and answer there i suppose)
ew. nope!
will clowns kill us all?
I really doubt it
Will obesity?
anorexia comes with an increasing obese population, so probably not all of us.
oh yes!
do you agree with my opinion?
darn forgot question again.
Have you ever been totally surpised by a politician's behaviour?
(to the above question, either pride, also, or perhaps it was rigged- pride being not wanting to admit being wrong)
hm, dunno, not really.
would they close a games thread for political discussion?
I doubt it but you never know.
Would YOU close a games thread for political discussion?
Nah.
Are you more like a cat or a dog?