Would You??

NO! I don't believe in the benefits of organic anything.

How often would you eat street meat before being concerned for your health?

A bit of street meat is the least of my worries when it comes to health. ;)

Would you allow someone to pet your dog if you knew your dog would bite them?

I don't think that I'd ever be concerned...
I wouldn't have a dog that bites...

Would you consider licking a frog or eating a worm for a high?

No..just, no lol

Would you ever teach your cat tricks?

EDIT: nope. I wouldn't have a cat in the first place.

Naw. I get loopy off 600 milligrams of painkillers. Frogs and worms are a little far out for me. Unless the worm came from a bottle of Aha Toro.

Would you lick a frog or eat a worm for money?

No! I'm not licking anything like that!

Would you rather have a dog or a horse?

Only gummy worms and chocolate frogs for me.

Would you eat a meat and marshmallow sandwich if you were hungry?

I'd rather have a dog. They are more cuddly.
(I'm very soft when it comes to my demon furniture eaters.)

same question I asked.

If money were no problem, I would rather have a horse.

I would eat a marshmallow and meat samich even if I wasn't hungry.

Would you eat a brownie soaked in ranch dressing?

No! That's disgusting. As is the sandwich!

Would you sleep in your horse's stall for the night if it was going to be cold? (Watch out for thrashing hooves!)

Yeah, why not? I've slept in weirder places. I actually stayed in the dog kennel at my last job for a night.

Would you put a heat lamp in the haystack to help your cat stay warm?

Yes...been there...not because it was cold though...but I stayed with a dying burro once
No...it sounds like a way to catch the hay on fire...

Would you jump off a cliff into a pond, lake, or river?

If there was no chance of lighting the hay on fire, absolutely.

Would you give the cat the only blanket if it was cold?

EDIT:nope. Cat's got fur, I don't.
absolutely! I got in trouble at my summer job last summer for exactly that . . . and i also know a guy that drove from the Oklahoma panhandle to Livermore Colorado (a twelve hour trip) with a miniature burro . . . in the back of his 4Runner.

Would you jump on a bike into a lake, river or pond?

Yes

Would you give up your shirt?