I would probably dislike it quite a bit if it had ever happenend to me . . .
Why is it so dang important to learn how to drive?
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I would probably dislike it quite a bit if it had ever happenend to me . . .
Why is it so dang important to learn how to drive?
because otherwise car salesmen would have no job and we wouldn't want that now would we?
Why is it that it is sooooo weird not to have ever dated or be dating at age 17?
Saving yourself for your true love isn't so weird...
Why do people who say "not to be rude" turn out to be very?
"Do as I say and don't do as I do"...But in fact,they are probably just trying to sound intersting...
Why is it prejudiced if one plays with dolls at a certain age (let's say...from 30 to 50,because then one has grandchildren)?
Because a 50-year-old man hitting on Barbie is just creepy. She's old enough to be his grandmother!!
Why are bows so curvy?
Are you aware that the term "bow" means "to curve"? Do you not have to "bend" a bow to shoot an arrow? Que pasa?
Is it possible to shoot one's self while cleaning one's bow? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Doc.gif
Well, I wouldn't know about archery bows, but as for instrument bows, it is very possible to spear yourself on accident, while cleaning that kind of bow. (Or rosining it, or playing . . .)
Kannst du das verstanden? :D
Translation: Kannst du das verstanden? :D
What is the fastest way from point A to B in a straight line?
A shortcut.
Why do people caught in a lie tell another immediately?
Because two negatives make a positive.
Why is apple spelled backwards fruit?
Hick pronunciation
Why do all my friends seem imaginary?
Because YOU are an imaginary creature yourself, Uncle Pen. Hihi.
Why does the word "tissue" have two very different meanings?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice??
cause they're both wet and slimy at some point in their lives.
you get scared half to life once.
Why do donuts and bagels have holes in them?
because food with holes are very tasty.....:p
why do you cry when you are angry?!
because you feel mad or nuts !
why do we laugh at some one who trips over???
It's going to happen to us sooner or latter so we are laughing at ourselves...
Why is slapstick humor so dang funny? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Stooges.gif
PS: Hi, Lain, my Flower! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/Soccar.gif
some of us know and some of us dont - you can get crazier than that!
LoOoL
question: why do some people laugh when they see some one angry????
Why do smiles to the world brings back smiles back?
Be cause smiles are always backed with more smiles,like smiles square and smiles cube.
Why can't I catch a rye?
Too slow, Grasshopper http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/ionsane/Karate.gif
Grasshopper?
I don't get it.
Why can't I?
It's one of those things that refuses to be 'got.'
Who likes Pink Martini? (I suppose this isn't a very stupid question, but roll with it, ok? ;))
Shaken, not stirred.
Do youse capisce? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Godfeather.jpg
Um, no?
What does it mean, Pendragon?
He said it zanna because digger!!!
Why people drink beer?
It has a nice hoppy flavor...
Why do people equate large boobs with beauty, intelligence, personality , etc?
Because they are gay.
Why am I mostly hanging around in the General Chat section in litnet?
Because the mental effort is so much less
Why don't I have wings...?
Because everybody can't be Pensy.
Why do I think?
Because people with wings have a lot of thinking to do!
Why don't I wash my car more often?
That isn't a stupid answer. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tournesol
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tournesol
Because your car washer has moved to another city.
Where is my husband?
Stuck in a revolving door?
Are stupid questions only in the eye of the beholder?
No but the beauty of them is.
Why does the rain fall down and not up
Because if it fell up, all those poor girls in skirts would get their unmentionables wet.
What is the measure of a good hat?
the same as the measure of good underpants
why do mammals breastfeed?
because they don't want to be covered!:lol:
why do people ask stupid questions?
Cuz' they're stupid.
Why do we constantly jump to conclusions?
cause we jump too far and jump over reasoning , right to conclusions...
why do we have five fingers and five toes?