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Poseidon is still angry with me, so he tells Zeus to throw lightning bolts at me. The shock therapy cures me of my insanity, and Poseidon is happy that he got back at me.
I find my female version and send her up your hill. She is still reciting limericks and twisting her tongue with tongue twisters. This drives YOU crazy and you end up going to the same mental facility as my doppelganger!
My hill.
Stephanie grows bored of this game and builds a fenced in escape proof arena...and inserts the female, male, and clone thing of insomniac. Along with telling all of his gods that like him that he said voulger things about them, to the point they ignore him. it is stephanies hill. but if you play nice she might share.
Insomniac concedes defeat, as this is an imaginary dimension where anything is possible, except escaping from an escape proof area.
Aye, 'tis getting a wee bit repetitive. I believe we could share a hill. At least until someone kicks us off of it.
Agreed. besides the two of us can defend it better than one :D However only one of you can stay... Im not sure four on a hill wll work LOL. Stephanie Lets insomniac out, and shares the hill happily. its was a bit lonely anyway
Well, the doppelganger was simply an employee of mine, and the female version was basically a physical manifestation of my own will.
I fire the doppelganger and let my female version fade away.
Now, how shall we defend our hill?
Well there is always the fun of this is the second night going without sleep for me, and I am out of coffee, and the retarded starbucks is closed. I dare say let a poor helpless soul stumble upon me.
hmm. We can hire evil monkey ninjas, make it an island, with sharks and piranahs in the river around it. make it to where we are the only ones who can access to litnet, and imprison all who try to a miserable, no books, no litnet, no coffee exsistance :D
EVIL! I have evil monkey ninjas -- don't ask why.
And! If we get prisoners, we can read IN FRONT OF THEM while they're locked up.
Unfortunately, despite calling myself Insomniac, I don't quite live up to my name.
Don't think I can stay awake too much longer. No coffee here either.
Lol why is this your second sleepless night?
the tramatic past decided to revisit. tends to cause nightmares. so i avoid sleep. but its blah. haha. well you should probably get to sleep than its 1:30 lol. Goodnight, Sweetdreams. I shall defend the hill a while longer. carefull of them evil monkeys
Sorry to hear that. Can't say I have much experience in that regard.
Ya, and the evil monkeys are actually cyborgs, so it shouldn't be difficult to program them and teach them ninjutsu.
I'll dream of coffee for you tonight! Not really a sweet dream, but I don't like my coffee sweet either.
Good luck with the hill.
Night.
lalalalala. ooo shiny. o.O O.o
Stephanie is bored on her&insomniacs hill
Well, still our hill.
What shall we name our hill?
I nominate Stephahillatopiomniac.
While Insomniac and Stephanie burn brain cells on long names, Galzraa burns cookies and throws them at the team. The abomination of a cookie burns them down.
MY HILL!
Nikhar, Bienvenu, and Jekan are welcomed into my alliance against the Isonamies!
Since, you offered me alliance, I would gleefully accept it if you would give me huge baby posters. :D
I tell former president george bush that there are WMD on the hill. George replies by raining bunker busters, cluster bombs, and artillery shells on the hill.
He misses everytime, but Nikhar and Galzraa flee anyway.
Team Steph/Insomniac take back the hill.
Our hill.
Team Steph/Insomniac's hill
Nikhar brings a small baby along with him. The baby giggles and an aura of friendliness occupies the atmosphere. Steph/Insomniac gift the hill to our team.
Our Hill!
Our Hill!
As a means of being intimidating, Galzraa chucks more recently combusted meals at the peace leaving (yet rather politically aimed) Insonamies.
OVER KILL!
Our Hill!
Nikhar rests and smokes a cigar and then suddenly coughs only to realize that smoking is injurious to health.
Stephanie sends killer ninja attack penguins to chase away the invaders, as the mob monkeys swing away with them to lala land. it is now Stephs and insoms hill. stephanie sits by a fire reading a book.
And i think that is a wayyyyy to long name my friend.
how about stominac Hill? Seph&insomniac mixed
THEIR HILL!
Nikhar enters the castle at the hill and is presented to the current kings. He then uses his special babbling power and speaks away to infinity. The kings get bored and doze off.
Nikhar then kicks their butt till they glow as red as Bob's face (when he pees in his pants) and throws them down the hill.
Our Hill! :p
Galzraa decides that it is too peaceful and gives Nikhar until tomorrow to leave the fort or suffer the consequences:D....MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE ALLIANCES!!!!!!!
Nikhar gets obliterated by my steam powered lazerbeam!
MY HILL!!!!!
Galzraa's Hill
Nikhar slams the staff of wisdom into the ground spreading an aura of nobility and thus purifying Galzraa's mind.
And this time, Nikhar ensures that there isn't any trap. :p
Galzraa's conscience pricks him in his butt and he willfully handles the hill to Nikhar.
Nikhar's Hill. :D
But it was a trap. Galzraa is a rather good thespian and shot him with a mind control device.
THE HILL IS MINE!! !(and Nikhar is a vegie:D)
Okay. Really. This is boring. Someone attack. Please......
Galzraa's Hill
By mistake, due to his own negligence and carelessness, Galzraa eats food infected by E.coli an fells severely ill. Galzraa is submitted to hospital'scare with no one to take care of the hill.
Singing 'Zeher hai ki pyaar hai tera chumma', I was wandering around the hill. Finding it unreigned, I take over the hill.
My Hill.
Nikhar's Hill.....for now.
While in the Hospital, Galzraa makes a zombie virus. Now out of the hospital, I chuck the virus at the Hill and give myself the vaccine. I storm the Hill with a shotgun.:D
My Hill!
Galzraa's Hill.
While Galzraa is sleeping in his bed, Nik employs the Nobel winners to make a few nanograms of 'antimatter'. With its energy equivalent to hundreds of metric tons of TNT, Nik scares Galzraa off the hill.
My Hill.
Nikhar's Hill.
Galzraa returns with a couple of tonnes of Pu 238.( I spelled tons like a British person!:D)
I don't know what Pu 238 is so I don't care! :p
My hill still.
Nikhar's Hill...
Pu 238 is nuclear bomb grade Plutonium. Holding it without special protection will strip your flesh off, not to mention being in th proximity of two tons of it. I sit back and press a shiny, red button.
My Radioactive Crater!
Galzraa thinks its his hill.
Actually, I have contacts you know. :p My special dwarf friends dug all their way through to your as* and replaced the deadly remote by a projection remote. So, what Galzraa thinks to be a hill-now-reduced-to-crater is actually a projection of a slide.
My hill still!!!!! :cool:
Nikhar's Hill.
I stifle a number of sneezes and the dwarves explode. (Watch and learn :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9OLF_lrGcw ). I take the Hill as Nikhar dies laughing.
MY HILL!!!
Galzraa's Hill
But because of Galzraa's ignorance (Again! :p), he doesn't know that I have the philosopher's stone. So, basically, I only feigned to be dead.
And now, you are in my kingdom and I take you down as the slave for the kingdom.
Muhahahaha
My Hill!!!!!!
Nikhar's Hill.
I come back to the Hill and chain Nikhar to a chair and face his head to a screen playing nothing but bad sci fi movies and stand up comedy. Since Nikhar was too ignorant to know the bad side effects of immortality, he has to keep watching for ETERNITY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I win.
Galzraa's Hill
'Oh, Galzraa, that was insanely funny!'
Galzraa becomes flattered by my comment and offers the hill back to me.
:p:p:p
My hill!
Nikhar's Hill.
That was a good one.... I put up a wanted poster for the Hill and offer 1,000,000 internet dollars to whoever captures the Hill.
Nikhar's Hill....for now!
My Hill!
I give the hill to you for $1,000,000. Why are you looking at me like that? I have money and you have.....a hill! roflmao :lol:
Galzraa's Hill
PS:- And I can always take the hill back.
Since they are internet dollars, they gave Nikhar's computer a virus.
You swallowed the hook, line, and sinker!:D
But then again, that's not possible and that did not happen.
Because Nikhar is intelligent. He has anti-spyware, antivirus and anti-adware installed plus he has hired top computer technos and cryptologists from Nasa.
:p
So, the conclusion-->
My Hill Still!!!!!!! :cool:
The Dragon slips open the dimensional portal between worlds and gazes down on the hill that he once owned, where the shiny sides of the tribute to The Eagles once stood.
He picks his teeth with a lance dropped by a barbecued knight, and considers.
Deciding it is not worth his time, he sweeps out his cavern, raining debris down on the hill. He then closes the dimensional window, and goes back to sleep.
Meanwhile, fire reigns on Nikhar's lonely hill...