... i have to strain my knees
Around the world in....
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... i have to strain my knees
Around the world in....
one year. that would be a great trip!! :D
Eating chocolate while...
trying to drink your tea, during a morning run is not a good idea.
A tyrant with fangs tends to...
smile at everyone that passes along but that doesn't look to pretty... :D
the music is so loud that...
the molerats at the zoo all have earplugs when going to a concerts.
And the music was so deafening, they forgot to leave us a line to finish!
It is said that Nero fiddled while Rome burned, but then...
Scarlett just said "Fiddlesticks!" when Tara burned.
There are many ways to tame a ....
lion, but with an alcoholic, a shotgun works best!
Country roads, take me...
home, said the naked molerat when returning from the concert.
(Now with new line, how could I forget that :blush: )
Glass is to water as molerat is to...
Aimus.
( was that a coincedence or are you familiar with John Denver?!)
Spinach is as
tasty a veggie as ever there is.
(Coincidence? I think not, John Denver was a great musician.
The Ring of Nibelungen is...
not the ring of Tolkien
John Denver...
Met a most unfortunate end in 1997
Soon the big event...
will occur in secret.
If big is small then
I can't find martian's earpiece anywhere.
The orchestra is...
...playing out now that I'm eager to go there.
Having fun alone is like....
flying pigs, not impossible but immprobable.
Friends dont
... go away and never part without tears.
Tha forum keeps me....
alive and in with miy insanity fix.
Echoes of ages....
...makes time so scary and life seem so short.
Writing for me is like..........
a long run along the beach with the wind in my hair.
The sand in my shoes...
...always puts me off going to the beach; but my mom makes me go EVERY year.
"I know every mile will be worth my while; I will go most anywhere to...
avoid actually doing something!
A barmaid and a sailor ran away together...
in a putrid purple hat.
The owl and the pussy cat....
... were trying to befriend each other.
I am difficult so ...
... I put strict rules in my life to be abided.
Exams are approaching so better......
enjoy life while I still have a mind.
Oh dearie me who.....
is that young handsome boy that is looking at me?
Walking in the rain is ...
a good way to come down with a sinus infection, but it's so peaceful!
Wild horses couldn't drag me to a...
... penthouse that was only accessible by a helipad. Anywhere else, I wouldn't stand a chance!
At last I know how many angels can dance ...
...on a cloud before it gets too heavy and they all fall down to earth at once..
When I woke up this morning I didn't expect...
to see a roaring lion next to my bed, which somehow was in the middle of africa.
I've been looking for a...
...fellow Arsenal fan, we really are a rare breed.
Tonight, the Tiger will...
hunt the jungle for a late night snack
When mistreated...
...I am sad. :(
When I was young, I often...
didn't know that when I would grow older I would forget that I was once young
When in doubt, always...
...remember John's wisdom: "All you need is love."~
All I need is...
a barrel of fun and a ton of mischief to keep me busy for days.
Hey Joe, why are you...
...not dressed yet? We have to be there in 20 minutes.
If you want to hit a draw, you have to...
stop hitting people with your golf club.
His mask of sanity is...