If I were a ______, what would you be?

Neverending time... For you my dear daughter.

If I were a Time, what would you be?

Another time. Hahaha. Pun!

If I were a pun, what would you be?

A bad pun alert http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/jus...C_PunAlert.gif :p :D


If I were a bad pun alert, what would you be?

A sign!

If I were a sign, what would you be?

The wall you are situated on.

If I were a volcano, what would you be?

Lavaaaa!

If I were a head full of hair, what would you be?

A hand, scratching you.

If you were a bottle of hair dye, whose head would you touch?

Cher.

If I was a comedian, what would you be?

laughter

If I were a golf ball, what would you be?

The hole.

If I were lighthouse, what would you be?

A ship

If I were a rose bush, what would you be?

Yellow coloured with thick, dominant thorns, outside the chapel. I'd tell you what breed but I don't know anything about that stuff.

If you were a manager, what would you manage?

You... You... Get it. You. Oh for those who don't know, ^ is my daughter. Hee hee

If I were a radio station, what would you be?

A song.

If I were an arrow, what would you be?

The heart.

If I were a man, what would you be?