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05-07-2009, 04:15 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Now I know this story is hard to swallow, but what's even even more amazing is the name of the newspaper it was reported in ie. Sin Chew Daily.

Woman bites off lover's penis in car crash
A secretary involved in an affair with her boss reportedly bit off her lover's penis while performing oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reports that the painful incident occurred in a park in Singapore where the couple met after work.

The 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her boss when the car was shunted by a reversing van. According to the China Press, the impact of the crash caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

Karma at its finest! I wonder if thier spouses are having a good laugh over this one.

Oh, and if you like odd stories, check out msnbc.com and go to thier Weird News section...I believe it's under the U.S. news (although the weird news is not limited to bizarre happenings in the States alone)
The stories up today are as follows:

Cow bolts slaughterhouse, milks freedom

Smuggler Hid 13 Birds in his Pants

Man Sues Over Right to Wear Skirts in Public

Girl Finds Condom in Happy Meal (a 7 year old in Switzerland...)

Plane Crash Lands into Port-o-Potty

No Pants, No Season for Oregon's Frisbee Team

Virgin Mary seen on a Griddle

Man Shoves Officer to Join Brother in Jail

Vitamin "C" in Man's Oranges is Really Cocaine

Burgler Steals Only JellyBeans
05-07-2009, 06:04 PM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

Karma at its finest! I wonder if thier spouses are having a good laugh over this one.

I bet the spouse of the guy who lost his most essential piece of equipement isn't going to be happy. Unless, that is, she can find a replacement.
05-07-2009, 07:32 PM
JBI

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

I bet the spouse of the guy who lost his most essential piece of equipement isn't going to be happy. Unless, that is, she can find a replacement.

You think it was a clean "off", I just figured that was reporting - I assumed just severe damage, I didn't think actually OFF. Ouch.
05-07-2009, 08:39 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

I bet the spouse of the guy who lost his most essential piece of equipement isn't going to be happy. Unless, that is, she can find a replacement.

But if he was having an affair (which will now cause her major public embarassment), she very likely will not want anything to do with it anymore. This just gives her a great chance to stick it to him (no pun intended) in court and milk him dry for alimony (it mentions that he is a boss so he is probably comfortably off..just not in the literal sense).
When it comes down to it, many men are just horny, selfish jerks, and many women are bloodsucking, selfish leeches. So maybe it will work out for all of them :lol:
05-07-2009, 08:41 PM
JBI

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

But if he was having an affair (which will now cause her major public embarassment), she very likely will not want anything to do with it anymore. This just gives her a great chance to stick it to him (no pun intended) in court and milk him dry for alimony (it mentions that he is a boss so he is probably comfortably off..just not in the literal sense).
When it comes down to it, many men are just horny, selfish jerks, and many women are bloodsucking, selfish leeches. So maybe it will work out for all of them :lol:

Or perhaps they actually like each other.
05-07-2009, 09:02 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by JBI

Or perhaps they actually like each other.

If they like each other, why would he be cheating on her? And out in public in a car, no less...
05-07-2009, 11:02 PM
The Atheist

And in really important news, the cricket's going rather well!

Unless you live in Jamaica.
05-08-2009, 03:38 AM
prendrelemick

Get Parker to send Mr Onions a bottle of Bolly

Hang on! he's from Durham, make that a crate of Newkie.
05-08-2009, 10:28 AM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Get Parker to send Mr Onions a bottle of Bolly

Hang on! he's from Durham, make that a crate of Newkie.

Don't forget the pork scratchings.
05-08-2009, 10:53 AM
JBI

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

If they like each other, why would he be cheating on her? And out in public in a car, no less...

I'm not talking about the wife, but the secretary.
05-09-2009, 04:20 PM
kilted exile

Thought I'd point out that the good guys won today.
05-09-2009, 04:31 PM
skib

Huzzah! Who're the good guys? (almost forgot that apostrophe there . . .)
05-09-2009, 04:34 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by skib

Huzzah! Who're the good guys? (almost forgot that apostrophe there . . .)

:lol: Why not just type "who are" (besides the fact that it wouldn't be nearly as amusing)
05-09-2009, 04:36 PM
skib

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

:lol: Why not just type "who are" (besides the fact that it wouldn't be nearly as amusing)

I'm lazy and often in a hurry so someone doesn't (does not) beat me to the next post. :D
05-09-2009, 04:41 PM
kilted exile

the good guys are the glorious glasgow rangers

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