Pants game

“It does not do to dwell on pants and forget to live.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Morpheus: "What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your" pants", driving you mad." - The Matrix

Ship, ahoy! Hast seen the White Pants?

"Herman" Pants" was as separated from a civilized literature as the lost Atlantis was said to have been from the great peoples of the earth." - Edward Dahlberg

"If you set your "pants" ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. -James Cameron

"The delightful attention of women, almost the sole aim of man's pants..."---pushkin

I wonder if, surprisingly, that works?

lol

"If you look at what you have in pants, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in pants, you'll never have enough." - Oprah Winfrey

and in that same possibly but hopefully not vulgar vein tailor,

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the pants. --helen Keller--

“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including pants." — Anne Lamott

“When you reach the end of your pants, tie a knot in it and hang on.” –Franklin D. Roosevelt

lol... love that dude :)

"I have very vivid dreams and nightmares, and my biggest fear is of some kind of dystopian future where we're advanced in every way except in our pants." - Bryce Dallas Howard

maybe they are amish pants?

"Aye. Fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live...at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance – just one chance – to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they’ll never take our pants!"--William Wallace from Braveheart

Another possible relative! My Great-Grandfather was William Wallace (lastname) with roots in Scotland :)

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without pants.” — Oscar Wilde

heck tailor, i wonder how far back genealogy goes in scotland?

now i heard oscar wilde had some peculiar thoughts about things!

"im going to make him pants he cant refuse."--the godfather

“Pants are the highest form of literature.” - Alfred Hitchcock