King of the hill

........screw it......**runs to the computer store** i had to..=[

Boogie has the hill, and seems to have left it unattended to go to the computer store.
you snooze, you lose.
MY hill!

I heard something scrape by and open the dimensional window. Hummmmm. Wonder how they managed to get the hill to float? I also see a paper magically appear. What's this? Ah, The Goddess of Death and Destruction, fines me seven years off my life for "Malicious mischief in raining meteorites on Mil's head this morning?!" By the beards of the Four Dragons! No, we won't have that. I send her one back, "You want seven years, you come take them yourself, dark lady!"

I fire lightning bolts from my eyes, magnetizing the hill, and cementing it to the Earth again. Boogie's Hill, when she gets back, but it's not where she left it.
:brow:

Edit: Well, Kathy has it now. I think I sent her some rain... ;)

Pendragon has suffered from a near fatel assult by ravonious tuna that seemed to have been dropped from a plane by non-other then Rabid Reader.... My Hill!

........throws *kayla's* undergarments at rabid reader......sorry i had to....my hill!!!

I'm curious who's Kayla?

Confused as to who currently has the hill, I sneak past Boogie and rabid reader having an indepth conversation about the identity of said Kayla and her errant undies.

Kathy's hill...

...takes tha hill from kathy.........kayla is someone you DO NOT want to know about...sorry for tha undies thing,, that was kind of...gross and evil...lol...my hill!!!!!!!!
=D

Since I was rolled away, the hill changed hands many times, but is now in Boogiie the Ex-owner's, until:

I see I have been rolled down into the scary wood, and I get up and run back up, not wanting to meet the codswallop alone!

I own the hill, so, though I do not send Boogiie to the woods, I take control. My hill!

Mill has the Hill..

I tell him that the donkey association of the world has a meeting... he goes off leaving me incharge..
:D

My hill...

Eva has the hill.

I look back up the hill and see that the meeting was on the summit like every other time.

There is strength in numbers, and I'm president of the donkey association, so the hill is mine. Whisk!

uhoh!...Mil forget's that i own the donkeys... and he's my fav. donkey..

i ask him to come sit next to me.. and get his donkey companions..
Fairytales are interesting azren't they.. especially those which include brave donkeys.. :D

Eva's hill.. the donkeys sit and listen to the stores being told..

As Eva holds the hill spellbound with an epic romance, we are treated to the following daydream:

Says Eva, "Mil returned in the nick of time and took his rightful place as my king, and let me stay on as a donkey hand. True story!"

The tale left all with the distinct impression that the hill is for ever mine.

which was but an illusion..

I pinch Mil out of the dream.. The hill's still mine :D

Eva has the hill, and owns my stable. - but I'm a real boy again!

I ask my Fairy Godmother to please make Eva into a marionette. She doesn't, so I listen for Gary Busey's chopper to come and rescue me. I try telling an epic romance, but that accomplishes little - my throat is hoarse with speech. My last resource is the mysterious Aremich!

I turn the other way as he rids me of Eva's guardianship.

Seems I own the place now!