isn't it what mothers do? Bother people untill they no longer can be bothered?
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isn't it what mothers do? Bother people untill they no longer can be bothered?
Do I want to sleep and have good dreams only?
How can you not want that? You do know how to wake up right?
Can someone wake me up at the right time?
Why is the sky at night black?
Are there no stars to guide your dreams into the night? What if there is no one awake to wake you up? What if they all dream of turnips?
Dont you think i'll have to sleep to know of all this? And wouldnt it be a nightmare if I dream of turnips? turnips...in my dreams too....Noooooo :rolleyes:
Can one, by counting turnips, become immortal?
Immortal? No. Hungry maybe.
If the turnip had a personality how would it be described ... in Freudian terms?
Could it be a little turnipian in preferences?
Do you extend freewill to the turnip .... or are its preferences instinctive?
Do you think a turnip is ruled soley by it's turnipey Id? :p
Arent turnips ruled by Martians?
Isn't that a bit presumptious? Don't you think it is more likely they co-exist?
Can you show some evidence?
Well, I could show you a turnip but wouldn't you know it, my camera jammed when I tried to be the first to get real phorographagic evidence of Martains? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/...spacecraft.gif