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That's the way to go!
Neo bumped my last haiku.
Now it won't be seen.

:(

Now it won't be seen
My fungus is safely stored
Inside my old sock.

Inside my old sock
lie many golden guineas.
Banks are not for me.

Banks are not for me
I prefer to knock over
Gas stations and stores.

Gas stations and stores
Taint the roads with ugliness.
Crave open space.

Hi Janine.


Crave open spaces
To run and howl with the pack.
Dinner was a mouse.

Dinner with a mouse
Add a little salt and then
Slice that rodent up.

Slice that rodent up
Anticipating grotesque,
Stew meat's delicious!

Stew meat's delicious
with lots of fresh rosemary.
Salt is still needed.

Salt is still needed,
just in case a wound occurs -
due to the hot stew.

Due to the hot stew
Hands are blistered,and callused
Sliced carrots and meat

Sliced carrots and meat
Pouring piping hot gravy
Over the stewed rat

Over the stewed rat
The victorious mother
Cackles with delight.

Cackles with delight—
Tricky auld green ugly witch—
Heating up the oven!

Heating up the oven
'Til your gloves burn up the turk.
Rub it with spices.