PAM is quite anemic … in that he requires more blood in his alcohol-stream....
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PAM is quite anemic … in that he requires more blood in his alcohol-stream....
Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to slake her hunger for the brains of cops and paramedics!
PAM believes that he is a Chick-Magnet because all the girls in town stare at him... but that is only because he uses stout ale as aftershave.....
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Pam enjoys getting into the Christmas spirit by outdoing the neighbors with Christmas lights and a blaring looped computerized synchronization of Hocus Pocus by Focus... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0F_XiR48Q
Is PAM real? Who is she? He.? It? Does PAM have a consciousness? I think only someone not sentient could take this length of roasting. PAM is non-sentient. (Vegetables are sentient on a higher plane)
PAM shouts on "rock and roll" randomly while walking around
PAM thinks he is walking the dog. But the truth of the matter is that the dog is walking him!
Pam lures songbirds into the garden just so her cat is well fed.
PAM shares his toothbrush with his cat...
Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews.
PS Peel me a grape while you're at it... :D
Pam gleans the beach for large plastic bottles for his soda bottle rocket launcher (which he uses to terrorize the neighbors' dogs).
Pam jumps up and down enthusiastically while licking his chihuahua's face.
Psssst, Ennison, Pam = Person above me.Quote:
Originally Posted by ennison