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If you were the slippers, what would you say to the dog?

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Liar!!!!!!


What will happen next?

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someone is going to have a hot dog for lunch :D

if you were a bottle of ketchup, would you give the diner a hard time?

. . . . and would be laughing the whole time :lol:

If you were a hot dog, would you feel comfortable with mustard on top of you?

arh! get me outta here!

If you were the mustard, would you speak with a French accent?

Oui, oui :brow:

If you were a tissue, what would you say to the nose?

you blew it! :sick:

if you were a hand, what will you tell the other hand?

Eeewwww, you're sweaty

If you time what would you think?

I am queen of the world, everyone relies on me...

If you were a $100.00 bill, who's hand would you land in first?

My own

If you were a bird, where would you fly?

up to the sun

if you were a superhero what kind of superpowers would you have?

Invisibility

If you were a helmet, what famous head would you like to rest on?

David Beckham :lol:

If you were a surfboard, what beach would you like to go to?

Golly don't know what the beach was called, but used to watch a show when I was younger. I think it was called Hawaii five 0. Whatever beach that was. I dreamt about it often. Weird ha? But that's the one I'd surf on.

If you were a dress, which movie star would wear you?

I'm sure it was a lovely beach! ;)

Cate Blanchett! Or Audrey Hepburn, if she were alive.

If you were a teacup, who would you like to take a sip?