Bananas bruise because carrots are bullies.
If water runs because it is afraid, why do noses run?
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Bananas bruise because carrots are bullies.
If water runs because it is afraid, why do noses run?
To get away from the smell.
What did the hole punch say to the paperclip?
A talking paper clip. OK. Cue the boys in the white coats...
Why do frogs hop?
Because they can!
Why am I spending this Valentine's morning looking up court dates for a family member rather than writing poetry for my beloved?
Because family matters too. And you love both of them.
If water froms fear, and noses run from bad smells, why do refrigerators run?
You're right, Bookinator! Thanks!
Refrigerators are simply bullies. They like to intimidate. It was really bad when I was a kid and we had a window air conditioning unit. Each one trying to outrun the other one!
Why did the dish run away with the spoon??
Because Kathycf made some lutefisk and the dishes weren't going to touch it anymore than I was.
Why are lemon drops so addictive?
It's the L.S.D. effect (Lemon, sugar, delicious!)
Why isn't the sky ever green?
Doesn't the aurora sometimes produce a green pigmented sky?
How come I'm not there?
You can't get here from there... :rolleyes:
Why does lead sink?
b/c it can't swim...pfth :P
if jonny cracked corn and nobody cared then why is there a song?
Because, secretly, somebody did care.
Why am I addicted to Rascal Flatts?
Because you're a sissy;) I'm just kidding.
How come no one welcomed me to Lit-Net today?
They are still preparing for a warm welcome...
Why is there a snowfall only during winters?
Because if it happened during any other season no one would hear it.
What color do you get when you mix green + orange