Pam

ha ha ha ha ha!!

PAM consumes so much beer, that he now has complimentary shares in his local brewery as a tribute to this feat.

If only! :D

Pam has the world's largest collection of of Elvis records which she keeps hidden behind a wall of hamburgers.

Pam sticks jelly beans in his ears to add to the flavor of his favorite candy...

Pam bribes dwarves with rat burgers so she can get a discount on repairs to her broomstick :D

PAM likes to put frosting on top of mashed potatoes, chocolate mint is his favorite...

Pam buys all her meat at the pet shop.

Instead of putting nuts into his fudgy brownies, PAM chops carrot and thus gets the crunch that way...

Pam has Swamp Thing, by The Grid, permanently on replay, to help her get through her day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvvLuomw0Y

lol :lol:

PAM has such difficulty trimming his toenails, that he has had to resort to using a canine claw trimmer

Pam substitutes Southern Comfort in recipes calling for water.

Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of franchise coffee shops.

PAM put fish scales into his eyes to use as contact lenses

Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd children into play pens

PAM's favorite shoes are his red ones, size 30 ...

:D :D :D

Pam always needs a post prandial nap after consuming her third roasted bald eagle.