Pam

Pam keeps tick collars on both ankles.

Pam grows Widow's weeds in the garden.

Pam claims a tax deduction for his goofy looks.

PAM cannot be photographed -- not because he is a ghost, but because he keeps cracking the lenses...

Pam enjoys cuddling by fires--that she sets.

Instead of a green thumb, PAM has a green pointer finger.... due to its time spent in his nostrils.....

Pam's toenails would be shorter but she can't get her feet to her teeth.

If you gave PAM an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox...

Pam considers earwax a perfectly reasonable dietary supplement.

PAM puts eye drops into his ears because he believes that he could then hear in colour...

Pam dusts her face with powdered sugar, then asks dates if they'd care for a lick.

[that sounds like fun, lol!]

When PAM gets onto a dance floor, the other dancers quickly move aside. PAM feels like John Travolta, but it is because of extreme body odour that this phenomena occurs...

Pam is just happy she could give her tapeworm a good home.

PAM believes that a swallowing a tablespoon of cinnamon powder a day will keep him healthy...

Pam keeps Dr Scholl's wife in mink.