Pam

Pan has no front teeth, but strains her soup through her moustache

Pam understands that geese is a plural, but he thinks the singular is guess.

PAM has the uncanny ability to blow air into his bicycle tires; he doesn't use a pump.

Hey, Kiz. I was worried about you. :seeya:

Pam plucks all four of her eyebrows.

PAM stuffs his turkey with coffee beans

Pam thinks knowing her *ss from her elbow is an unfair expectation.

PAM wears suits made of peanut shells

Pam paddles a canoe made of recycled Kleenex.

(Nice to have you back).

PAM doesn't require a helmet when cycling, as his head is 100% pure bone

Pam puts lipstick on her cat.

PAM looks good in a lampshade....

Pam keeps talking while she guzzles Scotch-- then wipes her face and licks her hand.

Some cause happiness wherever they go... PAM causes happiness whenever he goes....

Pam saves breath mints in her belly button.

PAM brushes his teeth with cat litter.....