Women being inherently illogical? Hmmmm? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by YesNo
Durian: Fruit of the Doom
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Women being inherently illogical? Hmmmm? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by YesNo
Durian: Fruit of the Doom
Antisepsis
Antisepsis: Superhero who KOs septic disease.
Brain Fart:
Brain Fart: A fart that comes out the wrong end.
Atlantis:
Atlantis: a city in Geogis
Sappho
Sappho: Hip slang for a blue gemstone. See also "Rube", " Dime", etc.
Wanderlust
Wanderlust: Fancy phrase for living a hobo life
Bindlestiff:
Bindlestiff: A very light traveler able to carry all of his possessions with him. He is represented in the Tarot as the Fool, or zero, card full of freedom careless of risks beginning his sacred journey like a hero headed for a cliff where a miracle awaits.
Wheel of Fortune
Wheel of Fortune: Beware of goddesses bearing cycles. Nuff said.
Eden
Eden: To some, the place where humanity was created by God. To others a dream world one aspires to reach, but fails. The rock group The Eagles took A Long Road Out of Eden.
Rock God:
Rock God: A stone idol.
Opinion
Opinion: Something everyone has that they feel free to give gratis to those who don't want it at any price.
Mistake:
Mistake: An acknowledgement during a moment of detachment when you express regret about a past action that you cannot do much about now any more. Such moments might form the grounds for healthy, personal change unless the temptation was just too pleasurable.
Temptation
Temptation: an instinctual loss of reason in favor of short-term self-gratification; when even the good angel says what the f*ck?
Contrition
Contrition: An expression of remorse for something you have done for which you should and probably will get your butt kicked.
Butt
Butt: Old English, Arse: The posterior of an animal (yes, Virginia, man is an animal) perfect for sitting doing nothing, showing either by "mooning" or some other audacious act, or for kicking
Moron:
Moron: One possessing even less wisdom than a sophomore
Sophist
Sophist: A member of an ancient and annoying opposition group that had to be discredited through defamation in order to be placed on the same shelf as philistine and pharisee.
Pharisee
Pharisee: Self-righteous bleep of a bleep who is always giving you his opinion when you want him to listen to yours
Brain Dead:
Brain Dead: The supposed mental state of a zombie which makes them walk funny.
Mental State:
Mental State: That preconceived notion that one can evaluate someone else's feeling, emotions, and intellect by asking stupid questions like: "And how does that make you feel?"
Clinical Counselor:
Sophist: a Greek wise guy
Pharisee: a Jewish lawyer before Jewish lawyers were cool
Clinical counselor: a paid friend who won't go as far as a prostitute
Peacock
Peacock: Flashy dressed poser who mistakes double takes for admiration, and eye rolling for praise
Flapper:
1920s dancers who actually had surprisingly little to flap.
Jingoism
Jingoism: Bellicose chauvinism, whatever the frack that is...
Supposition:
Supposition: What's going on in my wife's head when she's glaring at me intently, and I know I've done nothing wrong.
Ineffable:
Ineffable: Too amazing to describe with an f-bomb.
Harridan
The sublimely perfect word to describe the 18th c. specialist in my department...especially to the untenured professors.
Problematic:
Problematic: Difficult to explain because of either gaps in scientific knowledge or truths in scientific knowledge. For example the existence of Bigfoot is problematic due to lack of scientific evidence while claims of the paranormal are problematic due to them breaking the laws of known science.
Unexplained Mystery:
Unexplained Mystery: Lady Gaga
Ethical:
Ethical: Something that will make your conscience leave you alone for a while, not necessarily a good thing
Conscience:
That aggravating mental dynamic constantly keeping one from having one's greatest amount of fun.
Pragmatism:
Pragmatism: An inability to enjoy Prague
Lazy eye
Lazy Eye: One unlikely explanation why a man’s eye can’t stay focused on a female’s face.
Focus:
Focus: To narrow the field of vision so that one object has increased visibility (See Lazy Eye)
Eye Candy:
Someone you can completely objectify for their physical beauty, being fully aware of their internal lackings, while still deluding yourself you're not shallow.
identity politics:
Identity Politics: The politics of whining.
Whining:
Whining: the art of politics
Identity:
A fluid but assertive part of one's self, shaped by internal desires and cultural input, that defines who oneself is for oneself and for others.
Hipster:
Hipster: Just far enough away from mainstream to look stupid.
Mainstream:
The popular but legitimate part of culture that pretentious hipsters and intellectual posers condemn to give themselves a false sense of cultural superiority.
Metrosexual: