to think of dirty things, than to speak of them was something little Johnny had to contemplate in the corner of the classroom
Faster then a...
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to think of dirty things, than to speak of them was something little Johnny had to contemplate in the corner of the classroom
Faster then a...
...whistle's wet, and sprier than a phantom's net, the package in the little jet is better than the atomatizer extractement!
As do your four porky boys, so my scrawney Matildzie...
...have all the rights to join the football team.
Seriously, why won't it rain so...
late in the day when all the cows are running amock in the city streets, eating the grass of the few patches of green left.
Dynamite when used properly is...
a great way of turning a bad day of fishing into a good one!
You are far from being a bad man, go and reform or...
you might run the risk of becoming an anti-reform protestor somewhere in huddersfield.
In the blink of an eye, the elephant...
... told me that I am his brother.
If he would have ...
only stepped a little to the left instead of bending down, that elephant may not have stepped on him.
Too many teeth in this city are bared. What I want is to...
smile back at all these happy faces, that continualy smile at me.
don't stand so close to...
...me; Isn't that a song from the Police:
When the going gets tough, the tough....Quote:
Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
(I was listening to that song when I wrote that. :))
Find a restaurant to devour some real big hamburgers before they get going.
In the events preceding this catastrophy he...
...was an elegant, elephantine yet enigmatic, elfin enigma; now he's just a jelly-filled, jolly janitor.
Plastic, purple, pigeon-toed people were ...
...wading in the watered warehouses of Wall Street.
That damn cat is going to...
die!
If I could get....
...forty flying flu shots for the forum, I'd forget the famed fudge from the Finnish fair.
Half of what I want to be is half of...
what the other half of my first half would half-heartedly half like to be if the other half would only half let it.
Quilted, querious questions quiver quietly ...
...beyond burgeoning baby breaths.
Trepidatious toons toddle tricylces in...
tremendous trembling typhoon-like twists and turns tragically turning terrified as they topple to their terrible torment.
When Will West went West the West was wild and wooly...
... Nobby Nelson noticed nice, neat noisettes nudging ninety-nine, nifty nonagenarians Norwaywards. Advanced alliteration acquires acuity after almost abandonment - applaud!!
Enough of this frivolity! It's about time we ...
...allay all the alliteration all about!
Carbonation...
...can come out of all sorts of places after you drink it.
The snoring is driving me to....
clench a hovering pillow.
There's nothing quite like a break from...
...attending someone daily in the hospital.
A dispute will only nd if....
you remember the e. otherwise it just sort of stagnates at nd.
The best things in life are...
...not always on time. [Yes, I seem to skip over letters more often with the laptop.]
The stairs are slippery so don't.....
sorry, I couldn't help it, :lol:
run up them wearing Vick's mentholatum on your feet.
Oh, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at the....
...set of the Andy Griffith Show. ~whistles~
A pad of index cards...
...will not help you in increasing your vocaulary if you leave them blank.
The elevator is stuck ......
...and I'm in it
Being scrared to death will...
...be tough to write an obituary for.
Plasma grenades...
should really be outlawed.
A good massage is ....
...relaxing
Time doesn't...
fly through the sky while waving goodbye.
This lie...
... is as much of the truth as I am prepared to offer you.
This truth ...
... of your's will get you into hot water.
Avril Lavigne was trying to ...
name her murderer, but she just said "Gurk!", and fell over!
The shadowy form rose from the ground like...
... soggy felt oozing through the teeth of an overstuffed pepper.
Don't ask me what I was thinking when I ...
I wrote that peppers have teeth! lol
This morning there was a surprise waiting for me by the front door, it was....
... a beautiful morning.
When people say that Neverland is ...
a made-up place, I laugh manically.
When I told you to tell her to say to him that they...