If I were a ______, what would you be?

Listening

If I were a spider, what would you be?

Thread enmeshed

If I were a weaver, what would you be?

The weaved.

If I were a blueprint, what would you be?

Probably an architect.

If I were a bridge, what would you be?

A very wide river.

If you were a very wide river, I would be a boat.

If I were a bat, what would you be?

A spelunker

If I were an escaped convict, what would you be?

an abetter

If I were a word game, what would you be?

polysyllabic

If I were Mr. Ed, what would you be?

Very well trained

If I were yarn, what would you be?

A Woven sweater.

If I were a teddy bear on Valentine's Day, what would you be?

A broken heart on Valentine's day, pierced by a merciless arrow.

If I were lost in the desert, what would you be?

An oasis.

If I were a song without words, what would you be?

A melody.

If I were a melody, what would you be?

A tune.

If I were a tune, what would you be?