Crumpet - The symbol of British foppishness
Umbrella -
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Crumpet - The symbol of British foppishness
Umbrella -
A device purporting to be a portable shelter from rain, but is actually a lethal weapon. Its main attritional appendage is the pointed steel tip on the end of the main shaft, used for short range stabbing in situations like The Harrods Boxing day sales. In addition to this, in the open position there are aproximately 12 razor sharp spikes arranged around the circumference of the canopy. These spikes are deployed at eye level and provide the skilled umbrella warrior with an almost unassailable defensive perimeter, ensuring it is the oncoming pedestrian that must quit the pavement and step into the gutter. To become a Master of The Way of The Umbrella, takes many years of practicing and honing of skills. It is obvious to even the most casual observer, that Little old ladies are the leading exponants of the art.
Disruption.
The street term for "My hernia".
Also used to describe the cumulative effects of state visits by religious leaders.
Cycle
Cycle Trying the same experiment 100 times and expecting different results
Science
A belligerent in the fight against religion.
Keyboard
What Francis Scott Key was before an English drinking song came to mind.
perverse
perverse - a particularly saucy limerick.
annoying -
Annoying: A healthy doling-out of woeful sentiment, in Yiddish!
Blatherskite
Blatherskite An annoying self-righteous person who carps about everything one does
Punk
Punk: the sound made by dropping a garbage bag full of wet blankets into a large steel drum.
Pretentious
Pretentious Refers to the condition of having a lifestyle better than one's own, also termed "Uppity"
Cat
man, fellow, dude, bloke, Joe, Tom, Dick, Harry, and others of the same ilk.
spaniel
spaniel - creature created by Walt Disney in his much maligned production of Romeo and Juliet, featuring the star-crossed lovers from the warring factions of sheep and sheepdogs.
star-crossed -
star-crossed State of intoxication in which one is so pie-eyed as to see everything double
Whisky
whisky - the first triumph of marketing.
"If it came in medicine bottles, grown-ups would pour it down the sink." Adrian Mole
cocktail hour