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While hyperinsomnia was reading some lovely poetry by our friend Oscar Wilde, her latest sculpture came to life and crept behind her easy chair. With a swoop she was lifted and tossed out the window, where passing by was a truck full of freshly caught fish.... need I say more -- alas poor hyperinsomnia! ;)
Kiz Paws
03-15-2007 - 03-31-2007
"All dogs go to heaven"
Requiem for a Somnambulant
Softly snoring in sonorous song, Hypersomnia sleepwalks,
Somewhere she sways in somnambulant slumber,
Someone should stay with her, spy silent stalks,
Someone should snoop on secrets so solemn.
So set up the surveillance, spy out stone-walled passages,
Seek for secrets, search suspiciously leave unturned no stone
We search silent spaces where somnambulant shoes stepped,
She cannot sleep soundly, some secret stirs her silent soul.
But, silence gives solutions, dare not wake the sleepwalker,
Since in stretches of sensibility, she sees not her secret so sure
Stay soft-footed and sharp-eyed, ever keen to spot her—
Once her secret is ours, she herself has served satisfactorily, true?
But who knew the sad somnambulant sought so swiftly suicide?
We hid and we watched as the poor sleepwalker slipped into the tide…
Pendragon
© 3/31/07
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...leepwalker.jpg
That's amazing. I couln't possibly top it; so somebody else will have to finish Pendragon.
I quite like the idea of it; better than falling into a truck of fish ahahaha.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../Pendemise.jpg
How else would I shuffle off mortal coil?
Nicely done, Pen!
The Lady of the Lake offers Excalibur
Pendragon reaches for it
Pendragon slips
The children of Camelot learn to pass scissors handle-first
Poor Robin. He shot an arrow into his own butt and passed on shortly after. He was well liked, clumsy yet incredibly agile. R.I.P.
Alas, poor dastardly wench -- upon entering the garage where unsavory characters eked out a dishonest living, our miss kathy was bound, tied and tossed into a vat of dirty car wipes, where she sneezed herself to the promised land....
poor kiz paws. After going missing for several days it was decided to search her last known wherabouts. In the course of the search the team came upon a most grusome sight underneath the paws of the world famous giant elephant were the squished remains..
Baseball Kills Snoopy
The news came out during this crazy last war,
When baseball season was back in time,
The Bloody Red Baron was on first once more—
And Snoopy was needed to settle the rhyme.
The Baron mocked Snoopy, took a lead off of base,
As Snoopy wound up to pitch, on a three two call.
The Baron thumbed his nose and laughed in Snoopy’s face,
But he never even saw the flash of the oncoming ball.
The ball caught the Baron smack dab on his head,
And ricocheted off, just like a bullet from steel—
And it was poor Snoopy who fell over dead,
Fast ball ricochet was the cause of the kill.
Now the church bells ring up on the hills, all across the land:
If you’re are going to throw a guy out at first, be sure he doesn’t have a helmet on his head!
Pendragon
© 4/6/07
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/SNOOPY.jpg
Poor Pen. Ate up by a dragon...hence the title. Poor mister pen....:lol:
Asa Adams, we knew him well, but that is the sad point. Knew. Only moments ago, he decided to indulge in his evening tea and weekend newspaper comic. He laughed so merrily at the comic that his tea spilt all over his brand new pajamas and burned him so that he faded away... if you listen very very carefully, you may still hear his laughs above the clouds....
kiz paws left this world when she accidently ingested the Lady Clairol bleach she uses to get that platinum blonde coiff. While her death was tragic, her corpse was beautiful.....
In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to Locks of Love and Wigs for Kids
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We regret to inform you that Special Officer Doofy died in the line of duty last night. We believe a slip and fall was the cause of death, and one very suspicious banana peel is currently being sought for questioning.
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If you see this banana or it's peel, please call 555-6789
Not even five minutes ago, the police were called to investigate a very mysterious death. It appears that a dastardly wench was practicing celtic knots, tied herself up and succumbed to a fatal fall into her sewing basket. RIP dear wench...