Random Thought of the Day

Random thought of the day:
(listening to Mrs. Robinson :p) ahem..ok, My friend coming tomorrow to visit me in NC!! :D i love you all! *mwah*

Why does my mother shop at BJ’s Wholesale Food Stores?

In my kitchen pantry, I have 73 granola bars. In my linen closet, I have a paper-towel castle stacked twelve feet high. In one small plastic container residing in my medicine cabinet, I have enough dental floss to fasten a log raft.

I’ve had that dental floss since 1999.

woaw, sounds like my mom, she bought a 8 gallon vat of olives, what the heck are we gonna do with that many olives, throw them at our neighbores?... crazy, bu she eats them everyday... I don't think that is exactly healthy. :sick:

This is the first time I have gotten an incomplete on any writing assignment ever... :eek: :eek2:

Eh. This is one of those not-so-great moments. :(

for those in need of a great moment............................take a second to enjoy this one.

so if they actually shot a monkey into the moon, could we have a major monkey colony competeing for colonization of the universe?

No, we wouldn't. There's no air on the Moon, so the poor monkeys would die a horrible death there. :bawling:

but what if they were robot monkeys?

They would have a difficult time swinging from trees.

and picking the nits(little bugs?) out of each others fur.

Oh My Gosh. Whoever it is playing the saxophone in the middle of the night needs to STOP.

maybe it the robot monkies with their saxophone calls.

or perhaps the robotic monkeys grew DNA and mutated into killer bugs like in Starship Troopers.

....but if ( as the original monkey reference above states ) the monkey's were fired "into" the moon, would we still hear the siren call of their saxaphones, or would the moon's crust muffle the sound until just before the echoes of their cadenced march reach the surface announcing the initial thrust in a multi-pronged attack? Or do physics still count, and we hear nothing due to a lack of an atmosphere?