Because they're too small for you to recognize their imperfections.
Why must I live?
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Because they're too small for you to recognize their imperfections.
Why must I live?
Youse want I should bump youse off? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/c090.gif Da Godfeather
Why do people draw fairies so ugly?
Because no matter how much imagination you have, a little more is needed to be able to draw a proper fairy.
Why are the seeds of a strawberry on the outside, as opposed to the inside?
because it is an accessory fruit.
Why is valentines day so boring nowadays?
Because everything else is so exciting!
Why is the world round?
Because the universe is round.
Why are humans called homosapiens
Because Homo Sapiens, means man reasoning or rational man and in latin the clever human.
Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
Only if they take a skinny friend (to dip!)
Why do people say meaningless things?
Is that a rhetorical question?! 'Physician, heal thyself.'
How do dogs in New York's 12 foot snow areas go outside to pee?
Tunnel, I suppose. The Saint Bernard's work triple-shifts, leading other dogs to the outside...
12 foot of snow in New York? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a045.gif
I know! I'm jealous too! I've always wanted to tunel around outside... I can make my own secret base in my backyard and my siblings would never find me... :D
Why don't I get a lot of snow where I live? East coast gets sooo much snow... luckies... :p
Because if you got a lot of snow, it would all melt and drown your state's population.
Why is today so gloomy?
it feels neglected. Feb. 14 gets all of the attention.
Why don't dogs like the mailman?
Mailman doesn't wear Milkbone underwear.
Why does water run?
I would if someone was going to drink me too. :lol: :D
Why do bananas bruise? :banana: