King of the hill

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Mil's hill...

Mil sees me with a Starbucks Coffee... as I let orphaned children play at his hill... the children play pin the tail on the donkey as I nominate Mil as the donkey... Mil runs screaming with a thumbtack on his eyeballs... and one in his nether regions.. ouch!! Impotent dear Mil??

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Shinigami has the hill illegaly.

I threaten to tell her mom what she did to me, and she says, "Stop your crying, I'll do whatever you say, just to make you shut up!" I say, "Go home!"

She schemes again because the hill is mine.

Mil's hill...

hm... good one...

For now the hill shall remain yours... I'll wait for my time...

Mil's hill...

I invite you and the principal to stand at the base of the hill and sing for your supper.

I graciously decline... seeing as to the principal has the hots for you...

Is your principal a woman by any chance? The other sort would be a man! All I know is that the woman for me has not as of yet ever been in the teaching profession, and has no hots for the position of a school principal.

My principal is indeed a woman...

and you just let your guard down...

My HILL!!!

The hill is Shin's.

Now she has 200 posts, and must celibrate down in the valley hall.

My hill.

Mil's hill...

How kind of you to notice...

Still Mil's Hill...

Mil has the hill.

I'm grumpy this morning, as I devour my Anthracite, with pure Petrol. I open the dimensional window and glare down at the hill. By the shell of the egg I was born in! How they scrabble over that piece of property! I wonder if anyone ever figured out that I set it out of time phase with everything else back when Aimus and I were negotiating, and forgot to put it back? Time runs differently when one is actually on the hill. Oh, well--I quit bothering about the whole thing. I just watch. Unfortunately, I have to burp, and Mil thinks it's raining meteorites. (Urp!) Sorry! That’s why I usually drink kerosene. It's easier on my stomach.

Mil is cowering on the hill under his shield, to ward off meteorites. I close the windows. I'm going to bed. I don't feel too good...(Urp!) :p :p :p

So.. It's still Mil's Hill...

I see what happens and I post a fine to Pen...

I help Mil clean up his hill.... Mil has an idea to make it like a company...

So I own 1/1000 of the hill...

Mil has 999 parts of the hill and Shinigami has the remainding piece. I yell out the word "codswallop" and they are both startled and bemused at the loud randomness of my yell. Wandering off the hill, they go to investigate the codswallop yelling source.

MY hill (Codswallop!!!!)

Kathy has the hill.

Shini keeps gasping as we walk through the scary forest around the base of the hill. I start to worry about how to fight the codswallop source and protect a fine kid at the same time. We return, frightened (for Shin's sake, that is), to the hill where we think the source is not to be located (nor at hand to locate us). It's going to be rather hard for us to ever be removed from the safety of the elevation ever again. We have pity on tricky Kathy, and make her our butleress, so that she doesn't have to treck the Scary Wood.

My hill - well practically -, my guests!

Mill Hill!

I Use my sleep potion on his soup and after he falls asleep i roll him down the hill..
Wow!!!

My hill... :p

Willow has the hill

I see his hair reaches down to the bottom of the hill. I pull it really hard and see him flying by, as he tumbles down the hill, caught in a web of his own hair.

My hill!

Aimus hill!

After fixing my hair i use what was torn from it to create a lasso and i throw it on Aimus catching him and tieing him to a tree down the hill...
All is left to go back up!

My Hill :p