Pam only reads pop-up people.
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Pam only reads pop-up people.
PAM displays his ear wax collection on his mantle.
Pam's mantle is a shrine to the Donald with a signed photo at its heart.
Alternative Fact!!!!
PAM has a SCROTUS blow up doll.
Pam is Scrooge McDuck's 2nd cousin and has been removed many times...
PAM has a minion outfit he wears on weekends.
Pam obviously spends too much time watching CCTV!
PAM smells like pickles.
Pam purrs, when stroked, and dribbles potatoes.
PAM bathes only in Potato water and uses turnips as a loofah.
Pam's loofah is made from rusty wire wool wrapped around a model T Ford exhaust, and she sometimes uses it to brush her teeth. Pam buys her toothpaste from Mobil.
PAM sleeps with a Kylo Ren teddy bear
Pam sleeps with a Model T Harrison Ford body cast which she's been hiding in her closet for 38 Years!
PAM makes mosaics with his toenail clippings.
It's a dying art...
Pam uses platypus beaks as nail extensions.