Pam

PAM only wears orange.

Pam sleeps in a rabbit hutch

PAM puts cheese on his cheese.

PAM walks around at work air-drumming, and doesnt care.

Pam wears bone nasal jewellery and has eaten all his neighbours.

Pam eats primarily rodents, but insist they taste like chicken.

Curiously, Pam insists he never eats chicken.

Pam reeks of Old Spice and Crawfish Étouffée.

Pam has trained a ferret to give Donald Trump a blowjob

PAM once punched a hipster

Pam sold the moon to Donald Trump

PAM continues the old PAM thread.

I know, right? Can you believe what a Pam he is?

It looks like we are all PAMs.

PAM thinks the moon is made of cheese.