Pam

PAM flavours his cereal with his belly button fluff.

Oliver Twist begged Pam: "No more!"

PAM was shot twice last Easter since people found a large white bunny on their property an offense

PAM can hit a soda can from 12 feet away with his red ryder bee bee gun - carries it everywhere.

PAM is shockingly a user--the exact substance remains a mystery, but apparently you have to register for it...

PAM changed their avatar since last I was on 0.0

Pam doesn't refer to his teeth as teeth. He refers to them as "dental work", which is a pretty accurate statement.

PAM wears his teeth on a necklace.

Being a furry old Grover, the PAM has no teeth!

PAM me played in a band which featured the 'banjo kid' from Deliverance as the drummer. (He was an excellent drummer, but had an eye for the ladies to the point of distraction).

Pam's a-pickin', and Pam's a-grinnin', and Pam uses his tooth bush on his ... tooth.

PAM drives through town on a bulldozer and circles McDonald's looking for Dulcinea!

Pam reckons an Egg-a-Muffin a day keeps the doctor away

Pam hums star wars theme song while humming along is day.

The Pam has an offshore bank account in the Cayman Islands... :rolleyes: