Bagua: I couldn't find the true meaning. Could be interpreted as "get" as in "Bagua deer."
pauciloquent:
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Bagua: I couldn't find the true meaning. Could be interpreted as "get" as in "Bagua deer."
pauciloquent:
Pauciloquent: an unnecessarily extravagant term for terse
Polyurethane
Polyurethane: A certain varnish used by those that practice the DIY gig. On the can it makes the wood in the picture almost like a mirror. In our mundane reality, it makes it a little tacky, no matter how much I use or how many coats, with fine sanding in between. Not that I'm bitter.
Liar:
Liar: an intransitive layer
Facade
Facade: A part of reality, often confused with all of it, that makes itself most obvious to us.
Cookbook
Cookbook: a pioneering achievement in interactive literature
Dragonfly
Dragonfly: An insect that starts life as a river dwelling larvae dragging a sticky cocoon, which make excellent fish bait, but then it turns into a four-winged helicopter sounding bug that is a great annoyance to fishermen
twaddle:
Twaddle: A relatively polite term for bulls**t.
Atom
Atom: Tiny particle that is an integral part of everything according to science. Personally I have never seen one.
God Particle:
God Particle: Also known as the Higgs Boson, the God particle is surely too complicated for the Devil to define.
Relation
Relation: What you can’t avoid at a family reunion.
Quark
Quark: Sound made by a subatomic duck.
Marriage
Marriage: a unique union in which being completely bound does not preclude boring sex
Birth control
Birth Control: The way the one percent try to control the number of 99 per centers
Vanity:
Vanity: Making the most of whatever one is.
Doom and Gloom
Doom and Gloom: Twin brothers of Depression
Bi-Polar:
Bi-Polar: The Intelligent Madness which always seems to be what is wrong with the murderers on shows like Criminal Minds.
Psycho:
Psycho: A term used to describe anything from a serial killing sociopath to your mildly eccentric uncle.
Agnostic
Psycho: A guy dressed like his mother who tries to stab you while you’re trying to take a shower.
Agnostic: Someone who can't make up his mind.
Shovel
Shovel - tool used by psycho to bury your remains in your garden after stabbing you in the shower.
funeral
Funeral: An eerie sort of party where people who don't care enough to have visited the deceased while alive pay homage to their remains, and hypocrites tell lies of their memories of this person, whom they haven't seen in forty years. Strange that the word begins with "fun" when it is anything but...
Eulogy:
Eulogy: Final words to mark an end by those left to begin again.
Real-Time
Real-Time: An illusion that something is happening now. If you have read this far, all previous is now in the past. Right now doesn't exist beyond a second. If something happens in real time, by the time you hear it,see it, smell it, touch it, or taste it, the present has become the past. In Sports, however, 30 seconds can become an half hour...
Tomorrow:
Tomorrow: a hypothetical period of time reserved for the mowing of lawns
Filibuster
Filibuster: The right of every Congress-Person to make an @ss of themselves taking up time and space with totally useless prattle to block a vote on a Bill, when voting on Bills is why we pay them...
Donkey:
Donkey: An animal who is too self-satisfied to want to be a horse.
Oak
Oak: Everyone's favourite example of what a little nut can grow up to be.
Whatever
Whatever: teenage for touché
Tobacco
Tobacco: A plant that has gone from being thought beneficial to being thought deadly in less than 200 years.
Marijuana:
Marijuana: a plant that has gone from being thought of as cheap rope to being thought of as over-priced beer in the last 200 years
Aspirin
Aspirin What homebrew tastes like before it's ready
Beer
Beer: A liquid made by the rich to keep the poor poor but happy
Depot:
Depot: A place to put your pot.
Blood Moon
Blood Moon: A handy title for a vampire book or movie.
Mathematics
Mathematics: A course of study for theoretical magicians.
Chemistry
Actually, YesNo, Depot is the opposite of de rich.... :)
Chemistry: 1) Boring but require course in most High School curriculums, always jolted by the occasion experiment gone wrong. (I lost an entire pant leg to sulfuric acid, which I counted myself fortunate. It could have been a lot worse! I could have damaged important body parts!)
2) What is claimed to be missing when a couple don't instantly like each other on a date
Memory:
Memory: I used to know what that meant, wait a minute, isn't it, no that's not right, maybe, huh? I forgot.
Dementia:
Dementia: What happens to you, usually in old age, when you get attacked by Dementors.
Anorexia Nervosa:
Anorexia Nervosa: Pathological fear of weight gain, usually in young women, which is not being helped by the TV and Movie Industry one bit, not to mention comics and Barbie dolls which give the impression all women should be athletically slim with gigantic gravity-defying boobs
Illogical:
Illogical: A plausible, but ultimately groundless, mental construct hypnotically floating in the male mind like gravity-defying boobs.
Durian*
*I had my first unfortunate taste and smell of this "delicacy" recently.