If you were a...

The one I use.

If you were a motorvehicle, what type would you be?

A Fire Rescue...whenever it's in use, it's there to help

If you were a field of crops, what would you be?

Sugar Cane.

If you were a helicopter, where would you fly too?

Through the canyons...

If you were a hobbit, what would your name be?

Tiny. (Sorry I'm vertically challenged)

If you were poplular personallity, who would you be?

"A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Elanor Roosevelt.

Same.

James Stewart

If you were a fictional character, who would it be?

Heathcliff.

If you were a penguin, where would you fly?

Ah, do they fly... To a secret destination...

If you were a circus performer, who would you be?

Tightrope walker pushing a wheel barrel across the rope......with you in it...

If you were in that wheel barrel, what would you do?

Pray that you are a good tight rope walker.

If you were me (an editor), would you send your own work off to another editor to edit, for you?

Yes

If you were a soda pop what flavor would you be?

Grape

If you were a booger, would you be in a tissue or on your finger?

finger

If you were a perfume which brand would you be?

Eau de Toilette (it just sounds funny)

If you were a famous wizard, who would you be?

Rasputin

If you were a word, which would you be?

Me

If you were a famous General, who would you be fighting for?

human rights

if you were an accountant who would be your favourite client?

no one...(I am an accountant...and I don't want to keep anyone's books)

If you were a comic artists, what would you draw?

Peanuts

If you were a song which would you be?

Girls just Want to Have Fun by Cindy Lauper

If you were a rose, which colour would you be?

Purple

If you were a child star, which one would you be?

Michael Jackson.

If you were a pop singer, which one would you be?

orianti

if you where a fairy which would you be

Um, don't know many fairies... probably Tinkerbell.

If you were a country, which one would you be?

Argentina.....

if you where a president where would you rule?

My own land... Even though we don't have presidents, I would like to stay here.

If you were a sport which one would you be?

cheerleading...

if you where one of the seven wonders what would you be?

The pyramids...full of traps

If you were one of those traps, what would you be?

I would be a hole dug into the ground, then hidden to camoflouge into the contrast of the floor.

if you were a hole in the ground, who would you like to trap.

http://photo.vixdata.com/data/media/...f4b2435da3.jpg these two idiots.. and I mean forever.

If you were a philosophical quote which one would you be?

"I think therefore I am." - Des Cartes.

If you were a dog, which breed would you be?

Beagle

If you were a star Wars character which would you be?

R2-D2, of course!

If you were a birthday gift for a man, what would you be?

A new pocket knife (not Swiss Army...just simple and reliable)

If you were a pocket knife, what would you look like?

Pink and I'd definately have a corkscrew.

If you were an Amercian professional baseball team which would you be?

New York Yankees

If you were an NFL team which one would you be?

New Orleans Saints

If you were a costume, describe yourself...

Brown leather jacket, khaki pants, tan shirt, brown leather shoes, brown leather belt, fedora, whip and revolver...

If you were wearing that costume, what would you be doing next?