With a great, roaring fire! Perhaps a meteorite?
Why does my flashlight always turn off when I'm reading with it?!!!
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With a great, roaring fire! Perhaps a meteorite?
Why does my flashlight always turn off when I'm reading with it?!!!
Because the flashlight thinks the book you're reading is boring and keeps falling asleep.
When are the aliens going to take over the world?
today. i'm one of them.
What do you think will I get out of watching a lunar eclipse?
Moonburn.
What's another name for "Roget"?
Monsieur Thesaurus
Why do nettles sting?
They joined the band as soon as it was formed! (sting= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=locIxsfpgp4)
What lies beyond undeath?
You don't vant to know! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Drac.gif
Vould Dracula eat steak?
Yes, but he prefers dead poets...
Is Pendragon some kind of zombie?
No silly - he's some kind of dragon.
Why is it called "Permanent Press" called permanent
if you still have to iron or tumble dry it again?
Because "almost permanent press" sounds funny.
Why do so many people say ATM machine and PIN number?
because AT Machine and PI number just don't sound right.
Where does dust come from?
Dust Bunnies... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../DustBunny.gif
Why do tears fall?
Because they want to emulate their super hero, the rain.
Whatever happened to Pen's old avatar, the wonderful pen dragon? :(
it ran away to Bangladeesh for Yom Kippur.
Why do angels sing?
It all started when God got bored one day and decided to start a band. . .
*sigh* Why do I hafta clean my room. . .
Because the workers are on strike... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Four/WC.gif
Why do I keep coming here?
Because you're like Robbie Williams: You 'love to entertain' us. :D (Thanks)
Why do wolves howl to the moon?
Sunburned throats.
Why are we here? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Brain.gif
because we are not there!
What's the meaning of rice? :D
to move upward ;)
whats the meaning of "meaning"?
to mean http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Is there life after LitNet?
You ought to know as you claim to be dead. :D
Where do we go from here?
To Route 66?
Why do so many books and movies dwell on this magical Route 66?
It was once The American Road, before I-40, Chicago to Los Angeles. Think of it as a modern Oregan Trail. Now in many places abandoned, ghost stories abound.
Why do ghosts facinate people?
because people want to know what Elvis is doing
Why aren't there more federal holidays and how come not everyone gets to take those federal holidays off????
Because I must too, but most of the time I leave the cleaning to whoever happens to wander into it.
So what if I don't clean it myself? ;)
So what if they declare it a hazardous waste deposal area? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Judge.gif
Why do Judges wear those black robes?
Because they have cold hearts, and they need to absorb as much warmth as possible...or they are skinny.
Why are there cats that are big, and cats that are small?
Because there are medium sized cats too?
(that counts as a question.)
Cats, Kits, Kittens, and "That darn cat!" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/cheetah.gif
Does Bigfoot really exist?
Sure, haven't you seen his footsteps behind your house?
Question is: What was he looking for??
I was given to understand that the famous/infamous Patterson film, that has been declared genuine by at least some scientists, shows a female...
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Doc.gif
With all the wild, untamed wilderness out there, why do people think they know everything that is out there?
Because otherwise they would go around worryin' and frettin', scared out of their wits ...
But why is it that people are scared of the unknown?
Because they don't know what it is.
Why are people scared of the dark?
well, evan though i'm not, i guess becuase you can't see yourself, so you don't think you know what your doing.
why must we grow up, fisically that is?
Because if we were to grow down, we'd disappear!
Why can't dog's fly?
Well, it's all in the genes, isn't it? (Hi Shurtu! :D )
Why is that you grow something big and red on your chin/nose/forehead, whenever you've got an important appointment/date/appearance on stage/ ...?
Edit: Crazy beat me to it. My answer to the 'dogs can't fly' question: Because they are too scared.
Because you desperately want them to remember you and one way to ensure that is by growing a huge pus-filled zit.
If the sign says, "No shoes, No shirt, No service" does this mean that you can go in wearing shoes, a shirt and no pants and get served???? It didn't say anything about pants har har har
:lol: :lol: :lol: No answer possible until we've done a proper scientific study.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
Why don't we all try?
Ok, but I'll blame y'all if I get sent to jail for showing up in a shirt, sandals and bikini bottoms :lol: