it is not any other time of year.
The wind is a friend to me in times of....
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it is not any other time of year.
The wind is a friend to me in times of....
... dispair and sorrow.
My heart moans but seeing your face it ...
... at least moans in French, which sounds sexier.
Don't talk to me about summer! Summer is evil because ...
it doesn't last.
Sarcasm helps keep you from...
making wise decisions and that makes you cranky
Che sara sara never seems to ..........
happen all the time. *Sigh*
If the eyes are the windows to the soul, sometimes words disguise the...
...door.
But come what may, we be in for some rather.....
... turbulent weather. Please ensure seatbelts are securely fastened....
...to the four corners of the moped.
And to top it all off before the rain...
...falls.
I came from a far distance just....
to tell you something which you may find unbelivable.
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not...
...pay. Execpt if you consider being given three square meals inside a jail cell paid.
The total eclipse of the sun has....
...made me think of a way to make bad thoughts "eclipse".
The weather is nice and ...
... wobbly - with jelly clouds and bouncing rain.
Oh no! Pixies have stolen my ...
ability to say naughty things.(yay)
A pair of sturdy walking shoes is useless when.......
trying to swim the English Channel.
We tried to play football but.......
...no one had shoulder pads.
Why talk of football when baseball is....
even more silly to talk about, Soccer beats them all anyway
Sports are......
the most overpaid people in the world!
I dreamed I left and no one even...
no one even woke me up to tell me I walked out of the door.
Traditional robes are such...
a useful things.
The lack of new ideas.....
does not instantly imply the lack of brains!
If the next King of England turns out to be Charles...
...Dickens, the nobility will outnumber the rich.
If only my youth had been spent in Weathervale, we'd all have supper...
...in a Leonardo da Vinci painting.
Only in the leap from the lion's head...
...will I escape his bite.
My stomach is growling just like a ............
conga line of drunk dancers wearing banana hats on their heads.
Surely he will have compassion upon me and........
...sign for the beautiful rachel an autograph.
The best scientific...
discovery is that which does not involve food.
The quietest friend...
...is a dead friend.
Why does the orchestra want to....
...go to taco bell?
Sometimes people just don't know when...
...to ask for help
If you wish on...
a star, it doesnt matter who you are!
If you give a moose a muffin...
...and a fair shake, he'll follow you for life!
Ahh! Sweet life by the shore...
... that filled my life with such a wonderfull memories never to be forgotten.
Live fully as though....
the world were really your oyster.
Sunshine on a rainy day is.....
... a beautiful scene.
Did you ever try ...
... sociopathy?
Plant a nettle ...
... in a pot
For 'tis a wondrous thing;
Show it round when comp'ny comes
And prod them with it's sting!
The reason that I really, really hate chocolate is...
....because it is chocolate!
There are too many people....
...who says no to a round of golf in the rain (even very light rain).
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...