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# Brutal life
He zoomed to the western part of town, noticing a man with some garbage, walking to the trash can near the fences. Zooming at the fence, he notices a cracked opening and a zombie staring at the man. The man makes a crucial mistake and gets bitten, brutally.
When Vladimir had nearly finished the mushroom soup, he asked Sylvia why she wasn't having any.Quote:
Originally Posted by adaminspace
"I'm not hungry, Vlad. Keep eating."
He did.
The police found the remaining mushrooms with Vladimir's other drugs. As Sylvia hoped, putting two and two together, they came up with three.
HaHaHa! I like it
"What's a bump?"
"You know, when nobody's posting so you say something to put the topic up top again?"
"Oh. I thought it was when you took out a hit on the poster above you."
“Jeez. Adaminspace better watch his back.”
The mongoloid Russians’ caravan was getting forward and so was the depression. These weird Russians were looking together like a red assembly containing the saddest things in the world. They were carrying their king, the lion. I was so impressed by this group that I fell in the water.
As I stood on top of the tower, I could see the city surrounding me. From above, I was watching over every little thing going on in this massive city. But I did not feel like a giant, bigger than the ginormous, concrete jungle. Instead, I felt very, very small.
As the dog ate the feces that had dropped from the back of the cat, the cat swung her sharp claws at him, thinking she needed to defend herself. The dog chased the cat, and came across the mouse that had fallen out of her mouth. The dog stopped and ate it, thinking of it as a delicious post-poop snack.
Deep in his home laboratory, Dr. Roketscienski hesitated, "Should I push the button, prove that I'm right after all, and collapse the known universe?"
He heard the sweet sound of song birds, and then, "Get your arse up here and take out the garbage!"
He pushed the button.
Dr. Roketscienski figured something should have happened when he pressed the quantum eraser button. Why didn't the universal wave function collapse as he predicted? Why didn't the world end?
"What's going on down there?"
"Nothing, sugar."
"Are you trying to collapse the universe again?"
"No, sweetie."
great little piece here YesNo and loving the name Rocketscienceski haha so funny It made me smile.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by YesNo
After receiving veiled threats on a public forum, the budding author decided not to post his latest story, but to back off and concentrate instead on his growing cactus collection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hwo Thumb
“Just gotta avoid the pricks” he mused.
His masterpiece was thus sacrificed for a trite pun.
Breaking News: Man found dead in home. Reportedly poisoned to death by cyanide-tipped cactus spines. Police suspect the "Cactus Cut Killer," a professional hitman recently made famous for his peculiar style of assassination.Quote:
Originally Posted by adaminspace
In other news, flower shop “Desert Bloom” driven out of business as demand for cactus plants plummets.
She was lost in her ideas. How can she forgive him? isn't it hard to feel love and hatred at once? Why can't she take an independent decision away from him?it's her life.. but still impossible.. how can she hate her father... she said no to the man she wanted to marry...
It's my way home... words said are never retrieved... I feel pain whenever I pass by his shop where he stands... his eyes full of mixed hope and anger... but dignity is a powerful barrier.. If only time comes back! If only courage doesn't let me down!
What a joke man. it is really laughing. i wanna told you one things that is a business. yes a real business. because you have good IQ. i wanna start it with e-cig.Quote:
Originally Posted by mono