because they want to look more like donkeys.
Why do they wiggle their noses so much?
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because they want to look more like donkeys.
Why do they wiggle their noses so much?
Who's they? If you mean genies, then it's because they're granting wishes.
I say trod, and you say?
a response :p
Why did Red Ridinghood wear red?
Youse want she should wear blue, wit a monkier like "Red"? Get outa here! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...hreatening.gif
Why did the wolf dress like grandma?
Little known fact about lone wolf males, crossdressers!
Why do little balls of lint form on blankets?
Because individual lint atoms get lonely and cold.
Why does pizza taste so good?
because the tomato sauce is eager to please.
Why does the trombone have a slide?
to entertain his inner child!
How many boogers can one nose hold?
I know a guy named Booger that could hold his own nose. Theoretically, if two people were close together he could grab two noses at once, for a grand total of booger holding 3 noses....umm does that answer the question?
Is there a reason for baldness?
Yes, it was found the the rate of baldness in men is directly proportional to the strength of their lifeforce;)
Who's there?
A transcendent force called Fred.
When was yog hurt? And has he applied for compensation?
Yog was a very old man, and slipped on a banana peel. He applied for disability and his old age pension at the same time, while chopping down the banana tree in anger! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a125.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/nahrung/n045.gif
Why is the stupid banana dancing?
because the Viking smiley will chop off his unmentionable if he stops! Viking Smiley is a control freak. With a large collection of unmentionables. I'm stopping now...this is getting gross.
Do fleas communicate?
Of course they do, mine talk to me all the time!
Why do we need to sleep?
So our fleas can get peace - it's a darwinian symbiotic adaption. You scratch my back an I'll nibble yours - so to speak.
Why are tiny things so perfectly made?