Pam

the PAM and the PAPAM are involved in the PAPAPAM's toenail clipping smuggling ring.

hi kathy!

:wave: Heya!

The PAM is the secret head of the toenail clipping ring, in addition to being a ringeader of the bananas. Oops, cats out of the bag now, mir! :brow:

I disagree with the papam remark re: arrogant jerk. The PAPAM seems nice to me, although one would argue that he has dishpan hands.

hm...

the PAM is a genetically modified organism.. She has a turnip gene.. and since she's now older, she is attracted to the male turnips...
*thinks of a thought that was not meant to be thought* Eww.....

the PAM's mind breeds questionably bad thoughts..

hi Shin.. :)

The PAM has one eye and is a daughter of the cyclops.

The PAM thinks rubber gloves are the height of fashion. Perhaps to hide his dishpan hands?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/glove.jpg

Look, they are waving at all of you! ;)

The PAM forces her turnips to wear rubber gloves.

The PAM wears gloves on his feet.

The PAM has hairy toes and boils on her face.

PAM finds himself strangely attracted to hairy toes.

the PAM knows that hairy toes are the height of fashion and critiques them to cover up his own lack of handsome hairiness. : p

The PAM has the hairiest elbows in all of Pennsylvania. ;)

The PAM has a dungeon in her castle. What horrors does it conceal? :brow:

The PAM likes cold soup and stale bread.

The PAM is a coldsoup-o-phobe :p