Pam

PAM seems to know little of down South fine dining in America! :)

Pam doesn't see why they took My Mother the Car off the air.

Actually, I never saw a single episode!

PAM makes assumptions at times. all in good fun! :)

Pam is president of the Jerry Van Dyke fan club.

PAM is President of said club!

Pam doesn't see why life can't be more like Malcolm in the Middle.

PAM seems to like me for some reason

Pam's smarter than he looks. :)

Has the PAM ever actually seen a picture of me? Darn right. I couldn't be as stupid as I look! :)

Pam uses the automated checker station at the grocery store and pays with a sack full of pennies, feeds them into the machine one at a time, deliberately, methodically, while Sancho is waiting in line.

PAM is the dude at the grocery store that writes checks.

Pam holds up the queues in grocery stores with her dedicated team of one-armed bandits.

PAM flies to the checkout counter and perches on it screaming at everyone

Pam calls his hunting knife "Lonesome Sue."

PAM will have to be more specific. I probably have fifty hunting knives...