Pam

Pam was thrown out of a Green Day concert for yelling, "DO-SI-DO!"

PAM was thrown out of a karaoke bar for his mishmash of "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt"

Pam sings the theme to Gilligan's Island in the bathtub, splashing the water around when he gets to: "The weather started getting rough!"

PAM uses the same bath water for 3 weeks.

Pam paints her toenails with roofing tar.

PAM has a collection of toenail cuttings that date back 10 years

Pam keeps a tiny bird feeder in his armpit hair.

As this game looks like more fun than a barrel o' monkey innards, I'd like in. Alas, I've no idea who Pam is. A little 'elp, please?

(Pam = "person above me").

Pam eats Spotted Dick from the can.

PAM seems to have experience with eating this ignobly named treat from the can...

Pam's wearing his Leave It to Beaver boxer shorts.

PAM sleeps in the buff

Pam buffs in his sleep.

PAM is President of Schlock and Awe, attorneys against law

Pam sees possum and muskrat as "two great tastes that taste great together."