Pam

PAM smokes crawdads

PAM wakes up early to watch Royal Weddings and while no tears are shed - after the wedding walks onto the street and exclaims, "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!"

Pam dates interactive software.

PAM grabs the microphone at formal events and proposes to women. Many accept.

PAM wishes he had the courage to propose...

Pam had a red hot Sadie Hawkins day.

Actually, PAM, that was an event when I was in High School. I was never asked. The only school dance I attended was the Senior Prom. My date and I are still married since 1979.

Anyhoo, PAM needs to check his last post in The Devil's Dictionary!

Pam was baptized in mosquito repellent.

PAM's uncanny valley is next to the point of no return

Pam had porcupine for Thanksgiving.

PAM bought the quills of said porcupine on e-bay as "natural acupuncture needles."

Pam considers snake handling the eighth Sacrament.

PAM is talking with a forked tongue!

Pam knows 17 ways to prepare bullhead.

PAM thinks Bullhead eggs are caviar.